Monday - May 01, 2006
MBS Evening News
Good evening. This is your Mexican Broadcasting System reporter Don Jose Rather reporting to you live from the White House command center in Washington.
The Bush administration has just announced that it will be resigning and stepping down under extreme pressure from millions, nay hundreds of millions of Mexican immigrants who are storming the cities of America shutting down all services and bringing the great American empire to its knees.
Vice President Cheney has reportedly commited suicide and President Bush has sold Jenna and Barbara into white slavery in Saudi Arabia to finance a plan to buy his Crawford, Texas ranch back from Mexico. It is reported that Vicente Fox is offering good terms on the mortgage.
Americans are currently stunned as they turn on their TV sets across this land and see the American flags being torn down and replaced with the proud colors of the green, white and red of Mexico.
It is a great day for the liberation of the hard-working laborers from Mexico as they see their dream come true of taking their country back from the hated gringos. ---- This just in on the wire ... John Kerry has announced he is changing his name to Juan Kerio and is divorcing Teresa to marry Charro ---- stay tuned for further updates ....
As it turns out, not much happened today. Yes, there were a few marches in large cities but overall it looks like America is still standing.
- Michelle Malkin has the complete roundup of the day’s festivities.
- BareNucklePolitics has a collection of live video feeds from all across the country (via LGF) - although there’s not much to see.
- LoneWacko is making a list (and checking it twice) of all the supporters of this miserable attempt at blackmail.
- Tom Tancredo tells it like it is at National Review Online and imagines what a day without illegal immigrants would be like. Actually, I’m more interested in what a CENTURY WITHOUT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS would be like, Tom.
- Lt. Smash (Indepundit) reports in from San Diego that it looks like a pretty normal day down close to the border although there was some blockage just across the border in Tijuana at the border crossing by 50 pendejos (mostly middle-aged women).
- On a less serious note, RightWingDuck over at IMAO has proof that Instapundit - Glenn Reynolds is behind the whole mess and he has the pictures to prove it. Evil puppy blender!
- Even worse, Cox & Forkum see American baseball being hijacked and fans forced to listen to “Jose Can You See”. Argh!
And that’s a wrap on this May Day celebration. Now, are you getting ready for this Friday, Stinko De Mayo?
Posted by The Skipper
on 05/01/2006 at 02:45 PM
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