Wednesday - November 03, 2004

Kerry’s Concession Speech

I am listening to it now.

This is what he really means:

“My fellow Americans.  I am a loser.  I can not believe how many of you actually fell for the bullshit (or was it cow shit? I don’t know.  Some call it a flop, I call it a flip) I spewed over the past several months.

I am a lying sack of shit unworthy to be the janitor at a small 5 person office.

I have no experience at anything but with a “pretty boy” running mate and lots of talk I guess I fooled a shitload of ya!

Anyway, I am gonna go slink back to Taxachusetts (or Massatwoshits) and hope I can continue to baffle those morons over there a few more years so I can collect a nice retirement check from you gullible fucks.

Gotta go!  I see a goose that needs shootin’ (y’all didn’t know I could talk like this did ya?)

Well, I am leaving you in the very capable hands of George W. Bush.  I’m not worthy to lick his ass much less be in a race with him.

Hey, did I tell you I served in Vietnam?  Yep, I worked for the Cong!  Um hmmm.  Damned proud of it too!

(hey, don’t tell anyone but soon as I can I am going to ditch this witch, Teresa.  What a ball and chain she’s been on the campaign trail, talking trash, saying stupid crap, making me look silly.)

And my ugly-assed daughter Vanessa?  I hear she’s gonna elope with Chelsea Clinton.  Gotta love those activist judges!!”

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 11/03/2004 at 02:00 PM   
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