Tuesday - August 22, 2006

Imperial Fisking

Sorry, I’m running late this morning. I’ve spent the last hour or so at Emperor Darth Misha’s castle. His Imperial Nastiness is in rare form today and has unleashed a fisking of such proportions that Bill Whittle must be tearing his hair out. I stand in awe of the razor-sharp wit and moonbat-bashing skills of the Right Wing Death Beast. Here’s a small (very small) taste of what awaits you in the Rottweiller Dungeons. Let the beatings begin ...

The Original Moonbat
…or, as he’s also known, George Monbiot of the al-Grauniad who, it is believed, is the reason that the term exists today. Based on the idiocy of his drivel, it’s hard not to believe it.

Last week I argued that Israel’s attack on Lebanon was premeditated: Hizbullah’s capture of two soldiers gave Israel’s government the excuse to launch an assault it had been planning since 2004. Both Bush and Blair knew that it would happen and gave it their approval.

Even though it did, it has to be admitted, come at an awfully inconvenient time. What, with all of the coordination required in order to cook up the fake terrorist bust and all, the entirely fictional plot to blow up a dozen or so airliners in mid-air that was “unravelled” *wink, wink* in order to divert attention from the earth-shattering, revolutionary defeat of Joe Lieberman in the Connecticut primaries. Remember that? You don’t? Of course you don’t. That’s exactly why Bush and Blair did it.

But, thankfully, in spite of them being so awfully busy with cooking up a global terror plot and timing it just right in order to steal the limelight from — we forget — somebody in Connecticut who’d just won a primary, they thankfully found the time to phone in their approval of a plot they’d cooked up in 2004. In Crawford. Over a game of Texas Hold ‘Em. Just after supper.

I was, of course, denounced by supporters of Israel’s government as an anti-semite and an apologist for terror.

That’s because “village idiot” gets awfully repetitive after a while, and we Right Wing Death Beasts so abhor dull routines. Not to mention that we were getting all manner of negative attention from the Village Idiots’ Association and their attorneys. Something about defamation, if we remember correctly.

But on Sunday this hypothesis was confirmed by an article Seymour Hersh published in the New Yorker.

Oh well. With that kind of unimpugnable testimony in your favor, we’ll just have to rest our case. Noted tinfoil hat wearing loony tune Sy Hersh confirms your theory??? Oh dear. We’re devastated. Utterly destroyed, we tell you.

We kid.

- Go read the rest of this epic fisking as Darth Misha drops the hammer down in grand style...

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