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forgot where he left them while practising yoga late at night. Forgot where he left his cloths.

Nobody could make this up I don’t think.  The guy actually forgot where he put his cloths and finally walks into cop shop in his briefs.
funny stuff.

Most American might not understand the reference to Reggie Perrin.  It was a very funny TV series with one heck of a wonderful acting cast and especially the lead who played Reggie.  Leonard Rossiter. Try YouTube if this link doesn’t work. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fallandriseofreginaldperrin/index.shtml

This guy was a gas.  Brits used to produce comedy shows that were classics right outta the box.  Seriously , seriously funny were the Brits. They still are actually. They just don’t produce the TV comedy series they once did. It’s cheaper to broadcast tripe like Big Brother. Which I grant ya, has an audience.

Yoga fanatic sparks police hunt after leaving his clothes on the beach
A man who sparked a Reggie Perrin-style mystery after two sets of abandoned clothes were found on a beach said he forgot where he left them while practising yoga late at night.


By Jessica Salter
Last Updated: 10:30PM BST 12 Aug 2008

A £10,000 police search involving lifeboat crews was launched when the clothes were found late on Monday night.
Officers feared that two people were in “grave danger”.
Police divers were expected to join the search, but a man in his 40s from Margate turned up at a police station in his boxer shorts and solved the mystery.

He told officers he had been practising yoga on the beach and had taken two sets of clothes with him in case he lost the first set.
A Kent Police spokesman said: “A man practising yoga on the beach in the early hours contacted police at 11.30am this morning to say both sets of clothes belonged to him.

“The man, in his 40s and from Margate, advised police he had forgotten where he had left them. He had taken a spare set in case he lost the first.
“Police divers, which had been due to search the pool this afternoon, have been stood down.
“No further police action will be taken.”

A source at Margate police station added: “The cost of the operation would have easily run into five figures – frankly we’ve got enough crime around here as it is without having our guys’ time wasted with some idiot who fancied trying out the Lotus position in the middle of the night.”
The riddle echoed 1970s sitcom character Reginald Perrin, who faked his own death by dumping his clothes on a beach and running into the sea then staring a new life

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