Friday - February 25, 2005

Eunuchs On Parade

The nutless wonders at the United Nations never cease to amaze me. For your late night entertainment, we present the latest installment of ”Honey I Shrunk The Cojones”, starring Kofi Annan as the Cowardly Lion ....

UNITED NATIONS (AFP) - UN Secretary General Kofi Annan’s spokesman denied an Al-Arabiya television report that Annan had demanded a Syrian withdrawal from Lebanon by April or sanctions if they do not comply.

“The secretary general never set an April deadline for a withdrawal nor did he support sanctions if the pullout didn’t happen by then,” spokesman Fred Eckhard said, providing a partial transcript of the network’s Annan interview.

“If it’s partial withdrawal, I will have to report. If it’s total withdrawal, I will have to report,” Annan said, adding that it would be up to the council to impose any sanctions.

“I would urge them to do everything possible to comply so that I can report to the council that they have satisfactorily performed and therefore we wouldn’t need to go for additional measures,” Annan said.

“But of course, if they do not perform, the council may wish to take additional measures,” the UN chief said.

“If they sense that the resolution is not being implemented and they want to take additional measures, it would be up to them,” Annan said, according to the transcript.

Memo to Kofi: Either grow a pair or start wearing a dress, you dumb useless shit! Better yet, just put on the dress, keep your mouth shut, pack up your useless organization and move it all to Paris.

Posted by The Skipper     on 02/25/2005 at 04:22 AM   
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