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calendar   Thursday - August 11, 2005

Do We Take Football Too Seriously Down South?

Football season hasn’t even started yet and the intifada has already started. I just received this in an e-mail from a female friend of mine in LOOZYANNER (thanks, Rene). It seems the infidel fans of those football teams who cannot bring themselves to admit that “There is no Coach but Bear. Praise Bear!” are doomed to be destroyed on the gridiron, for Bear’s legacy lives on. A curse on all Auburn fans! JIHAD! (or as we pronounce it down home in Alabama: YEEE-HAWED!)

An Alabama family of football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a LSU jersey and says to his older sister, “I’ve decided to become an LSU fan and I would like this for Christmas.”

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to mother.”

Off goes the little lad with the LSU jersey in hand and finds his mother. “Mom?”

“Yes, son?”

“I’ve decided I’m going to be a LSU fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas.”

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, “Go talk to your father!”

Off he goes with the LSU jersey in hand and finds his father. “Dad?”

“Yes, son?”

“I’ve decided I’m going to be a LSU fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas.”

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, “No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!”

About half an hour later they’re all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says “Son, I hope you’ve learned something today . “

The son says, “Yes, Dad, I have.”

“Good son, what is it?”

To which the son replies, “I’ve only been a LSU fan for an hour and I already hate you Alabama bastards.”

As you can see, fans of SouthEastern Conference (SEC) football take things a mite too seriously. Rene is like a lot of other fans of second-rate teams like Auburn, Georgia, Tennessee, LSU, Arkansas, South Carolina, Florida, Kentucky and Mississippi who just can’t forgive Alabama for beating the living shiite out of all of them for thirty years.

Now, I’m sure Bear Bryant is up there in Heaven smiling at me right now ‘cause he knows the best is yet to come. Alabama is finally coming off probation (inflicted by the NCAA, whose president is an Auburn graduate - BOO!) and several coaching changes. The mighty Crimson Tide will roll again. Stay tuned ....


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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 08/11/2005 at 03:46 PM   
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