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calendar   Thursday - December 15, 2005

Coultergate

Ann Coulter is thoroughly ticked off at Democratic persecuters prosecutors and wants to know why she can’t get arrested or at least indicted ....

imageimageWHY CAN’T I GET ARRESTED?
By Ann Coulter Wed Dec 14, 8:11 PM ET

I’m getting a little insulted that no Democratic prosecutor has indicted me. Liberals bring trumped-up criminal charges against all the most dangerous conservatives. Why not me?

Democrat prosecutor Barry Krischer has spent two years and hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to find some criminal charge to bring against Rush Limbaugh. Political hack Ronnie Earle spent three years and went through six grand juries to indict Tom DeLay. Liberals spent the last two years fantasizing in public about Karl Rove being indicted. Newt Gingrich was under criminal investigation for 3 1/2 years back in the ‘90s when liberals were afraid of him. Final result: No crime.

And of course, everybody cool in the Reagan administration was indicted. Or at least investigated and persecuted. Reagan’s sainted attorney general Ed Meese was criminally investigated for 14 months before the prosecutor announced that he didn’t have anything (but denounced Meese as a crook anyway). I note that nobody ever wanted to indict Bob Dole or Gerald Ford (except, of course, other Republicans). In the Nixon administration, liberals even brought “Deep Throat” up on charges—and he was one of you people! What, now I’m not even as hip as “Deep Throat”?

I’ve done a lot for my country. I think I deserve to be indicted, too. How am I supposed to show my face around Washington if I haven’t been “frog-marched” out of my office by some liberal D.A. looking to move to D.C. for the next Democratic administration? What’s a girl have to do to become a “person of interest” around here? Mr. Krischer, where do I go to get rid of my reputation?

- There’s even more hilarity from Ann here ...

Ann, honey, if it’s any consolation I hereby charge you with sixteen counts of being extremely brilliant and highly intelligent and thirty-eight counts of being a delicious babe. I will, however, accept a plea bargain if you promise to give me a call the next time you’re in St. Louis. I will be more than glad to bring an indictment (of devoted lust love) against you.


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