Thursday - November 30, 2006

Winter Wonderland

I just stepped outside and nearly froze my noogies off. Temps were in the 60’s earlier this morning and now we’re down to 32 degrees here in St. Louis. Rain outside is slowly turning into sleet and the roads are starting to ice up. You folks in Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky better go ahead and break out the winter coats. Ol’ Man Winter is about to squat and take a dump on us. Of course all you folks in Canada were already frozen solid, eh?

A WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 AM CST FRIDAY

IT HAS BECOME MORE CERTAIN THAT A POWERFUL EARLY SEASON WINTER STORM WILL AFFECT A LARGE PART OF MISSOURI AND ILLINOIS TODAY INTO FRIDAY. RAIN IS EXPECTED TO CHANGE TO FREEZING RAIN AND SLEET THIS MORNING. FREEZING RAIN WILL MIX WITH SLEET LATER TODAY OR THIS EVENING BEFORE CHANGING OVER TO ALL SNOW AFTER MIDNIGHT. THE SNOW WILL BE HEAVY AT TIMES WITH GUSTY NORTH WINDS. THE SNOW WILL DIMINISH ON FRIDAY MORNING AS THE STORM SYSTEM MOVES AWAY FROM THE AREA. ICE ACCUMULATIONS ARE EXPECTED TO REACH A QUARTER INCH BY MIDNIGHT… WITH EXPECTED TOTAL SNOWFALL AMOUNTS OF 4 TO 10 INCHES BY MIDDAY ON FRIDAY.

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   Saturday - November 25, 2006

Saturday Silliness

_{“Over The Hedge” (The Movie) is now available on DVD}

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   Wednesday - November 22, 2006

Turkey Weather

Things are looking good for the extended holiday weekend. I know a lot of you are going to be in transit over the next few days to visit family and enjoy the Thanksgiving holidays. The weather looks good all through the weekend and no airport delays are being reported yet so have a good time and be safe.

I’ll be around here posting a few things to break the monotony but posting will be light for the next few days. I have a huge turkey all ready to go with stuffing, cranberry goodness, corn on the cob and plenty of dinner rolls. Throw in a couple of gallons of sweet tea, hours and hours of football games and nobody to bother me for a few days and I think I may enjoy myself immensely.

After decades of holiday dinners with friends and family, family get-togethers and kids underfoot, I have reached the time of life where I can enjoy the peace and quiet and indulge myself with good food and fun entertainment without distractions or arguments. I think “laid back’ is the proper term for this and I intend to get just as laid back as I can for a few days.

I wish you all a safe and happy holiday this weekend. If you’re traveling, be careful and come back in one piece. If you’re going to be with family, put aside the politics and dissenting opinions for a few days. Relax. You’ve earned this brief respite. And try not to max out all of your credit cards with Christmas shopping.

Now go have a good time and a Happy Thanksgiving to you all.

Posted by The Skipper     on 11/22/2006 at 02:58 AM   
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   Sunday - November 19, 2006

The Great Flood?

May 10, 2807 BC - Noah and his sons finally had all the animals aboard and Noah knew that the bright light in the Southern sky was the hand of God about to descend on the idol worshipers and sinful people of Earth. All he could do was wait and pray the ship held together. Suddenly, the ground shook beneath the huge ship and it rocked on the beams propping it up as if the planet was wrenching in agony at some mysterious intrusion.

Gradually, over the course of the next few hours, the trembling slowed down with occasional tremors moving the giant ship around more and more. Slowly the sky began to darken as day turned into night. The animals stirred restlessly and outside large crowds of those God intended to destroy gathered and began pounding on the sides of the ship.

Then the rains came and lightning flashed across the sky in mighty rumbling sheets of righteous energy from the hand of God. Noah and his family huddled together and prayed while from the South a huge wall of water several hundred feet high approached at blinding speed, washing all before it. The cleansing had begun ....

At the southern end of Madagascar lie four enormous wedge-shaped sediment deposits, called chevrons, that are composed of material from the ocean floor. Each covers twice the area of Manhattan with sediment as deep as the Chrysler Building is high.

On close inspection, the chevron deposits contain deep ocean microfossils that are fused with a medley of metals typically formed by cosmic impacts. And all of them point in the same direction — toward the middle of the Indian Ocean where a newly discovered crater, 18 miles in diameter, lies 12,500 feet below the surface.

The explanation is obvious to some scientists. A large asteroid or comet, the kind that could kill a quarter of the world’s population, smashed into the Indian Ocean 4,800 years ago, producing a tsunami at least 600 feet high, about 13 times as big as the one that inundated Indonesia nearly two years ago. The wave carried the huge deposits of sediment to land.

-- “Ancient Crash, Epic Wave” (NY TIMES)

This asteroid landed in the seabed (30.87 S / 61.36 E - See Map Below) and sent a 600-900 foot high wall of water - a megatsunami - around the Indian Ocean, impacting land as far away as Australia, and crashing onto the coast of Africa, up the Red Sea and Persian Gulf, and quite possibly into the Mediterranean Sea as well.

This asteroidal impact would have sent a huge surge of water into the mouth of the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers, flooding the ancient land of Sumeria, the source of the Biblical flood legend. Indeed, Sir Leonard Wooley, the archaeologist who discovered the city of Ur, found 30 feet of flood-deposited sand that separated the most ancient levels of the city from newer habitation levels on top of the flood debris.

Abbott’s findings of deep-sea meteor/asteroid strike craters (which she has developed the technology to discover) indicates that large-scale cosmic strikes hit the earth much more frequently than scientists have previously postulated - perhaps every 1 to 3 thousand years, instead of every hundred thousand or so.

Large asteroid strikes also produce weather alterations, and many more global phenomena. Interestingly, the period 2800BC is when the first dynasty of Egypt started.

-- “Origin Of The Flood Legends” (HISTORY CHANNEL)

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   Tuesday - October 17, 2006

Blue Skies

Here it is, only mid-October and in St. Louis we’ve been sitting in cold, freezing, drizzly rain for the last few days. Yes, the Cardinals-Mets playoffs were rained out again last night. Nighttime temps are dropping as low as 32 and daytime highs are struggling to reach the mid-50’s. Yet the weather shamans say we’ll have a mild winter?

Well I have a weather prediction myself. I can feel it in my joints. I predict .... that the weather gooobers are just making this shit up as they go along - with partly cloudy predictions followed by slightly overcast mumbo-jumbo.

_{Bob Englehart - The Hartford Courant (CT)}

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   Wednesday - October 11, 2006

Chill Out

Brrrrrr. We’re feeling the first effects of the “Polar Express” here in St. Louis this morning. Cold, drizzly rain is coming down outside and temps are in the low 50’s, projected to drop to freezing (32°F) tonight. It’s too early to break out the winter duds.

This must be more of that glowball warming thing that’s going around. Things will supposedly warm back up next week ... or so the weather shamans say. I’m still waiting for them to check the chicken entrails and let me know what kind of winter we’re going to have.

Then again, between Al Gore and Punxatawney Phil we already have 100% accurate predictions for the next hundred years, right ... ?

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   Monday - October 02, 2006

Something Is Missing

 
 
Fall is in full progress, we’re already into October and I feel like something is missing this year. I can’t quite put my finger on it but I know there were dire predictions by Al Gore and the environwackos last year about some deadful weather that was coming our way this year.

I believe it had something to do with global warming and hotter ocean temperatures or some such. I recall them saying that last year’s terrible storms were a sign of things to come. Why has everything been so quiet this Summer and Fall. What’s missing .... ?

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   Wednesday - August 30, 2006

Katrina: In The Rear View Mirror

In this exclusive mid-week editorial, Michael Reagan looks at Katrina in the rear view mirror - one year later. A year has passed and not much has changed ... the Bush administration has allocated the $11.8 billion asked for to rebuild New Orleans but the money is being held up as the local Democrats in Louisiana argue over how to spend it and blame Bush for the sorry mess their area is still in.

Some things never change ... especially the stoopid people who keep voting for the Donk weasels in spite of the fact that the Democratic Party is intent on hosing the little guy for no other reason than to gain political advantage. Politicians will always pimp themselves out for your vote but a decent prostitute will at least give you your money’s worth instead of just screwing you over, giving you a case of the clap and then blaming somebody else ...

Katrina Revisited
by Michael Reagan

For a long time now we’ve been listening to the Democrats and their toadies in the media complaining about the Bush administration’s handling of the Hurricane Katrina disaster and its aftermath.

They charge it up to what they call the administration’s incompetence, implying that had the Democrats been running the show, things would have been handled much better.

It takes a lot of gall to make that charge because as one Town Hall blogger, Cato’s Corner, recently pointed out, the Democrats were in charge before, during and ever since Katrina hit the Gulf Coast.

In the United States, the authorities at the state and local levels are responsible for what happens in their areas. In Louisiana the governor is a Democrat, and the mayor of New Orleans is a Democrat. They were the so-called first responders, and their response was pitiful. They can blame President Bush all they want, but it was their job to handle the disaster and their handling of it was a disaster in itself.

That incompetence continues, especially in New Orleans where the cleanup and rebuilding efforts are lagging far behind where they would have been had they done their jobs competently. And they can’t blame that on the president or the federal government.

The fact is that $11.8 billion has been allocated. That’s everything that New Orleans asked for. They got $6 billion in December, another $4 billion in May, another $1.8 billion recently, and yet they haven’t spent the money.

One big problem: New Orleans has yet to come up with a master plan that will allow people to know what they can do and how to do it.

“The citizens of New Orleans need to know what the plans are, so the citizens can make their plans on whether they should rebuild, repair or sell their homes,” Norman Francis, chairman of the Louisiana Recovery Authority, which oversees federal aid given to Louisiana told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

“A lot of people are holding their money back pending an affirmation that the city really has a broader idea of where it’s going in the future. What kind of a city is it going to be?” added Ken Topping, a California planning consultant hired to help.

Moreover, the city refuses to relax the red-tape provisions to allow the people to get the money to be able to rebuild, which is exactly the opposite of what Mississippi’s Republican Governor Haley Barbour has done in his state. He cut through the red tape to allow the people to get the funds necessary to go ahead and rebuild.

Another reason is that the folks in Mississippi are working together, not standing around waiting for the federal government to rebuild. Officials in Louisiana are still whining, waiting for somebody to do everything for them.

The federal government has supplied the funds. It is the local government that refuses to distribute the money. I was talking to a member of Congress from Louisiana who recalled that the Congress had authorized $6 billion last December but New Orleans made the determination that they were not going to spend any of it until they got the whole $10 billion they were then demanding.

In Mississippi, on the other hand, as they were getting the money they were finding ways to spend it to help the people rebuild.

Tragically, the President is playing into the hands of his critics by implying that he is somehow to blame for the situation. He’s allowing the Democrats to use him as fodder in their attacks on him. He needs to stand up and shout, “We’re not to blame. We gave you the money. If the people in New Orleans don’t have the money it’s not because the federal government hasn’t done its job; it’s because your local government officials refuse to do theirs.”

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   Saturday - August 26, 2006

Katrina Anniversary Party

August 31, 2005: Hurricane Katrina made landfall on the Louisiana/Mississippi coast. Now, one year later, Ernesto is coming to town and the idjits in charge of New Orleans and Louisiana will probably screw the pooch again. Why don’t they just go ahead and cut to the chase ... start blaming FEMA and Bush now and get ahead of the crowd. I predict Mayor Nagin will start whining and complaining in 5 .. 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1 .....

A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE SOUTH COAST OF HISPANIOLA FROM THE HAITI-DOMINICAN REPUBLIC BORDER WESTWARD TO THE SOUTHWESTERN TIP OF HAITI.

A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR JAMAICA.  WARNINGS WILL LIKELY BE REQUIRED FOR JAMAICA LATER TODAY.

A HURRICANE WATCH WILL LIKELY BE ISSUED FOR THE CAYMAN ISLANDS LATER THIS MORNING.  INTERESTS IN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS AND WESTERN CUBA SHOULD MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF ERNESTO.

AT 800 AM AST...1200Z...THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM ERNESTO WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 15.0 NORTH...LONGITUDE 70.6 WEST OR ABOUT 245 MILES...395 KM...SOUTH-SOUTHWEST OF SANTO DOMINGO IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AND ABOUT 455 MILES...730 KM...EAST-SOUTHEAST OF KINGSTON JAMAICA.

ERNESTO IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 15 MPH...24 KM/HR ...AND THIS MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS. ON THIS TRACK...THE CORE OF ERNESTO WILL BE PASSING SOUTH OF THE SOUTHERN COAST OF HISPANIOLA TODAY.

MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS HAVE INCREASED TO NEAR 50 MPH...80 KM/HR...WITH HIGHER GUSTS.  ADDITIONAL STRENGTHENING IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS.

TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 115 MILES...185 KM FROM THE CENTER. THE LATEST MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE REPORTED BY AN AIR FORCE RESERVE HURRICANE HUNTER AIRCRAFT IS 997 MB...29.50 INCHES.

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   Tuesday - August 08, 2006

That Was Then, This Is Now

It’s not news ... it’s SCAREY NEWS! Twenty-fours a day, seven days a week. If they can’t find news to report, they’ll make it up. Evidently, journalists today slept through science class in the second grade or they’d understand that it gets warmer in Summer. We’re still waiting to find out what Al Gore’s excuse is ...

_{Dick Locher - The Chicago Tribune}

• Heat Wave Draws Attention to Dry Skin Care Treatment (EMAXHEALTH)


• Summer Heat Deaths Up To 30 (CBS-2 CHICAGO)


• Summer Heat Wave Killing Car Batteries (WQAD-TV CHICAGO)


• Heat wave overcrowds Humane Society with abandoned, unwanted pets (KTKA TV - ABC KANSAS)


• California’s Deadly Heat Wave Takes Toll on Peaches (NEW CALIFORNIA MEDIA)


• Obese people may collapse more in heat wave (CHINA DAILY)

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   Friday - August 04, 2006

Now In Theatres Everywhere

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   Wednesday - August 02, 2006

Knock-Knock

AT 800 AM AST ... 1200Z ... THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM CHRIS WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 19.0 NORTH ... LONGITUDE 63.0 WEST OR ABOUT 65 MILES… 105 KM...NORTH OF ST. MARTIN.

CHRIS IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 10 MPH ... 17 KM/HR ... AND THIS GENERAL MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS.  ON THIS TRACK...THE CENTER OF CHRIS WILL REMAIN NORTH OF THE VIRGIN ISLANDS AND PUERTO RICO THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING. HOWEVER...SOME OF THE STRONG RAIN BANDS ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHRIS MAY AFFECT PUERTO RICO AND THE VIRGIN ISLANDS LATER TONIGHT AND EARLY THURSDAY MORNING.

MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS HAVE INCREASED TO NEAR 65 MPH ... 100 KM/HR ... WITH HIGHER GUSTS.  SOME STRENGTHENING IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS...AND CHRIS COULD BECOME A HURRICANE LATER TODAY OR EARLY THURSDAY.

TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 75 MILES...120 KM ... MAINLY NORTHEAST OF THE CENTER.

THE ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 1001 MB ... 29.56 INCHES.

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   Tuesday - August 01, 2006

Weather Woes

We’re all going to die ....

The Bad News: The current heat wave is not getting any better.

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   Friday - July 28, 2006

Glowball Warming: The Good News

Just to prove there is good news inside the evil Glowball Warming Conspiracy, the UK’s GUARDIAN is pleased to announce that due to the high heat expected along the Mediterranean shore of Europe, more Euro-Weenies will be coming to Britain for the cooler weather. The bad news: Blackpool will now be completely covered with obnoxious Frogs. The invasion is coming ....

Climate Change Could Bring Tourists To UK
_{(GUARDIAN-UK) - Friday, July 28, 2006}

Climate change could “dramatically” change the face of British tourism in the next 20 years, with European tourists flocking to the UK to escape unbearably hot continental summers, experts say. Research shows that European tourists may choose to holiday in Britain as resorts nearer to home become too hot.

Weather changes may provide revival opportunities for northern seaside towns such as Blackpool and put new strains on roads and development in southern coastal resorts, a study in the Journal of Sustainable Tourism said. Academic David Viner, a researcher at the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit in Norwich, produced the report after analysing the work of experts around the globe.

“The likelihood [is] that Mediterranean summers may be too hot for tourists after 2020, as a result of too much heat and water shortages,” the study said. There were “opportunities for the revival of northern European resorts, including Blackpool, in the next 20 years, as climate change and rising transport costs offer new holiday opportunities,” it said.

The study added: “Climate change will impact on many holiday destinations. For many this will be problematic, for others it will produce benefits.”

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