Sunday - May 21, 2006

Blog Sites For Fun!

Wanna have some fun with the Envirowhackos? Then go visit The EcoEnquirer. The site is run by a retired NASA scientist and weather researcher and the guy is having way too much fun with glowball warming. Fake “news articles” like the one below will make you laugh ... at least until Al Gore finds his site and destroys it to keep the truth from being told. Mheh-heh ...

Polar Bears “Dropping Like Flies”
From Heat Exhaustion

(Cold Bay, Alaska) Warming temperatures in polar regions are causing an increasing number of polar bears to collapse from heat exhaustion, local hunters report. 

Jeremiah Johnson, a local hunter who tracks and kills polar bears “because they are there” has seen three of the behemoths collapse before him in just the last month. “It just isn’t sporting to shoot one of these creatures when they are suffering like this”, Johnson said as he recounted his attempts to revive a bear he was ready to shoot.

Local TV meteorologist Sky McCloud explained, “Average annual temperatures in the area have risen from 20 degrees below zero to 15 below zero in the last 30 years, and these giant creatures simply can not withstand the excess heat.”

Bear researchers concur with McCloud. Dr. Phillip Slander, of the University of Alaska’s Wildlife Health and Comfort Department, said “People don’t realize how much heat stress these temperatures put on polar bears. The bears are increasingly being seen taking dips in the ocean in their attempts to cool off.”

Can’t figure out what to get your peeps for they’s birthday? Need a present for your local gang lord? Then look no further than Gray Matter Meganova for the latest and greatest gadgets for the wiseguy on your shopping list. It’s da shizzel and is sure to impress yo ho’s.

Spring Collection Of Gangsta Gadgets

Universal Firearm Remote: This 9mm semi-automatic-styled clicker slides beneath elastic waistbands for quickdraw access and features a detachable lithium-ion magazine, posi-lock channel changer and safety mode to prevent dropped pistols from accidentally going off (or switching to Fear Factor).

Point your piece at Joe Rogan and show that punk-bitch who’s boss.

Also featured: Laptop Lowrider (Roll into that Unreal Tournament LAN party with this screaming 3.2 bazillionhertz Pentium all-wheel-drive, with outsized rims and radials, neon accents and tinted Windows XP Professional Edition OS.

Boots up with “Mexican Hat Dance” and shuts down with “Vamos Alla Playa.” Frag some fool, then fire up the hydraulics and flaunt your shitz with some outrageous hops).

Stock up your crib today with all the latest fly toys for the gangsta guy. Word up!

Posted by The Skipper     on 05/21/2006 at 10:48 AM   
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