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calendar   Thursday - February 26, 2009

AT LONG DARN LAST, LAW AND ORDER ON THE MARCH IN ONE PART OF THE UK.

I have the utmost respect for BMEWS readers and those who post comments here. So much so that I even asked Wardmom to marry me in another life but she refused, offering me instead the role of president of her fan club. That’s good too. I can do that.

The thing is while I respect everyone here I also know you’re an envious bunch and so the news I post here today will I just know turn you green with envy.
Why, after reading this you will all most likely start to badger your police departments to learn how to do their job better.  Just like here.
And I do know with certainty that BMEWS readers are not fans of disorder, unless they are causing it.

So ... see what ya think of this and try (it’ll be hard I know) not to be discouraged by this example of stalwart, hard nosed take no prisoners law enforcement.
And it’s about darn time.


A DISPERSAL ORDER ON ROWDY YOUTHS

Feb. 26, 2009

WOO-HOO That’ll show em.

In an article from our amateur weekly local, The Hampshire Chronicle reports a “crackdown” has been launched against “youths” who have been intimidating people outside a row of shops in Winchester.

Hey folks … BIG ANNOUNCEMENT here.

Winchester police have now received the authority and powers that will allow them to break up packs of unruly yoots who cause trouble outside shops in a place called Wavell Way, Stanmore.  Whatever and wherever the heck that is. No fooling BMEWS.
It’s true. Every word of it.

Police have (finally) secured a six months dispersal order until August 23, for the area in front of five shops, which means that now they can actually tell yobs and punks who are causing problems, like threatening shoppers and spitting at them when they refuse to buy booze or cigarettes for them, “TO MOVE ON.”

If you do not live in the area, the officer can ban you from returning to the location for up to 24 hours.

OH MAN I FREEKIN LOVE LAW AND ORDER!

Now then, what happens if the yoots don’t obey?  In that case ppl, out come the heavy guns .  Get this BMEWS.  Youths can face a three month jail term or fines up to almost $9,000.00.  Of course, these kids have that kind of money tucked away safely in their mattresses at home. And as we know, they’re all working and paying taxes.

Now then, this makes the second time such a restrictive and harsh order has been made at the very same location against civilian kids just having a spot of fun, in gangs of 20.  One of their harmless pranks is to smear faeces on shop doors.

It’s my understanding after reading the article that the dispersal order was “very effective” when it was used last.

Of course it was.  The question not asked in the article is, so after they’re dispersed, just where are the little bastards going. 

Ah well … for the answer to that you’ll just have to,

Stay Tuned.


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