Friday - July 06, 2012

assange skips bail and hides away in embassy

I guess you folks and especially Americans, know who this insipid face belongs to.

Yeah it’s him okay.  Julian Assange.  The anti-American weasel who published all that info that a queer and wimpy US Army turncoat who should never have put on that uniform, handed over to Assange.  Frankly, I be very happy to see em both shot graveyard dead.

Well as it happens, he is wanted by and is supposed to be extradited to Sweden, on charges of sexual misconduct .  He was allowed to live with some wealthy supporter who, along with quite a number of other sympathizers, had put up bail for him in the hundreds of thousands of dollars.  Looks like all those goof balls including American Michael Moore, will lose their cash.

Oh you should have heard (or read) all the glowing terms applied to this worm by the various anti Americans that flocked to his side.  Their fair haired boy who did the right thing in the face of those American bullies.  Their hero who leaked all that info in the name of the people’s right to know.
Mostly of course and no secret, they were mostly thrilled because it was us that at the time were the target of his hobby.  There didn’t seem to be a whole lot of angst with regard to leaks involving other places or countries.  Of course it was the US that took the fullest brunt of the thievery.

And that brings us to now.  On bail, the weasel that roared screwed ALL his well to do money friends and skipped to the embassy of Ecuador asking for asylum.  Which he got. The Brit police want him to come out, he’s thumbed his nose.  He claims the charges against him in Sweden was originally a honey trap set in place by .... wanna guess?  Yup.  Those evil Americans.  He is he says, fearful of his life as Americans are out to get him.
True I guess but I have no gun and no way to get him here or in Sweden. With my arthritic feet and knee, I couldn’t even run after him.
Here’s the catch. He’s safe for now in that embassy BUT, if he steps outside he’ll never make it to an airport or train station cos the Brit police will nail him.

It is in light of that background that I am happy to share the following by Craig Brown, of the Daily Mail.

Is Julian STILL here? Fetch the rubber gloves!

By CRAIG BROWN

How long is too long? This is the question that troubles the conscientious guest.

Julian Assange, the notably unconscientious founder of WikiLeaks, invited himself to stay at the Ecuadorian Embassy in Knightsbridge on June 19. It is now exactly a fortnight later, yet he shows no signs of moving.

He is, by all accounts, an awkward sort of guest. In his book about Assange, his former second-in-command, Daniel Domscheit-Berg, lists many of his irritating characteristics, any of which might drive even the most pliable host up the wall.

Here are Julian Assange’s ten most annoying habits, with additional comments from Domscheit-Berg:

1.  He doesn’t say ‘hello’, he says ‘hoi’.

2.  He also likes to say: ‘How goes?’

3.  He enjoys sliding down bannisters.

4.  He prefers to eat with his hands. ‘Julian often behaved as though he had been raised by wolves rather than by other human beings.’

5.  He then wipes his fingers on his trousers. ‘I have never seen pants as greasy as his in my whole life.’

6.  He likes to take more than his fair share of everything. ‘If there were four slices of Spam, he would eat three and leave one for me.’

7.  He is a skinflint. He used to ask to borrow money so his whereabouts couldn’t be traced via a cash-machine transaction, but he carried on using this excuse even after appearing at televised press conferences.

8.  He is an eccentric dresser, wearing two pairs of trousers, ‘though I’ve never understood why’.

9.  He likes having his bags carried for him.

10.  His standards of personal hygiene are, to say the least, erratic. He is also a fierce opponent of fresh air. ‘A coffin that had been reopened after a decade would have smelled better than our room.’

By the look of it, the Ecuadorian Embassy is not very spacious. Assange is said to be sleeping on an inflatable mattress, which suggests that he is camping out in a room intended for some other purpose, such as someone’s office.

One can well imagine the morning ritual of a poor junior Ecuadorian diplomat having to knock every morning at his own office door, saying: ‘Can I come in? Are you decent?’ Then having to wait while, in the fugged-up room, Assange puts on all his layers of clothing and deflates his mattress.

Judging by his actions up to now, Assange is untroubled by the fear of overstaying his welcome.

But by now the Ecuadorian ambassador will have given up hinting (‘I simply don’t know how we’ll manage without you’). He will probably have moved on to hurling every embassy ashtray into the fire.

Lady Elizabeth Anson, in her Party Planners Book, offers this advice to anyone seeking to get rid of an unwanted guest: ‘Some people are deadly stayers-on, so if you are giving the party, you may be forced to stop serving the food and drink and fetch their coats.

‘At the furthest extreme, if you go to bed yourself, they must take the hint!’

But would this tactic cut any ice with Assange? My guess is not. As the ambassador makes a show of climbing the stairs in his pyjamas saying: ‘Time for bed,’ Assange will simply reply: ‘Don’t worry about me, mate - I brought my own inflatable mattress!’

Assange is clearly one of those people who are immune to hints. In My Dinner Party Book, a third etiquette expert, Margaret, Duchess of Argyll, argued against inviting them at all. ‘Rule One - no bores,’ she wrote, with characteristic severity.

‘The men must all be interesting and the women must be intelligent, witty and/or beautiful. She may be your best friend, but if she’s plain and dull, too bad - she does not come.’

The best advice for getting rid of unwanted guests comes from that great neglected master, J. P. Donleavy.

In his book The Unexpurgated Code, Donleavy suggests making the overstaying guest undertake increasingly more onerous household chores, starting with day one, ‘removing junk from attics’; day two, ‘wood chopping’; day five, ‘roofing work’, all the way through to day 14, ‘sewer cleaning’.

Coincidentally, today is day 14 of Assange’s stay at the Ecuadorian Embassy. Send for the rubber gloves!

craig brown, daily mail

Posted by peiper     on 07/06/2012 at 08:34 AM   
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