Thursday - May 05, 2005

An Open Letter To Senate Democrats

I just received a copy of this letter sent to the Senate confirmation committee whose Democrat members are experiencing a severe case of “anal retention” over the nomination of John Bolton to be UN Ambassador. Maybe this will provide the Ex-Lax they need ....

Dear Senators, Girlie-Men and Girlie-Girl:

I am very concerned about the nomination of John Bolton and, for the sake of the future of the United Nations, I feel it is my duty to share my misgivings with all of you.  You must vote “no” on the John Bolton nomination.  Haven’t the criminals at the United Nations suffered enough since they lost the Oil-For-Food income without the United States causing further pain by exposing murderous thugs from all over the world to a “meanie?” We are a compassionate nation and that just wouldn’t be fair, would it?  Also, how on earth will the UN peacekeepers be able to continue raping young girls under their protection in the Congo if an American meanie is running amok at the United Nations?  That just can’t be allowed in the 21st century!  As Americans, we need to be more tolerant of murderous dictators and pedophile peacekeepers.

As for the woman who said that Mr. Bolton pushed her or tripped her or chased her at some hotel during World War I, she must be a very strong woman to have survived such a terrifying ordeal.  Was she wearing a blue dress at the time?  O.J. Simpson used to run through airports and look what happened to him.  I don’t know if I could ever stay in another hotel if something like that happened to me.  Did she file suit against Mr. Bolton for sexual harassment?  I know I would have. 

I know that you think this letter is ridiculous, but I assure you it isn’t half as ridiculous as the way your committee has been behaving over the last few weeks.  Is it the goal of your committee to see how much time and taxpayer money that you can get away with wasting on this foolishness?  Why not try Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey?  In fact, they will be in Hershey, PA, from May 25 - May 30.  It may not be quite as entertaining to you, (or to me, for that matter), but it certainly wouldn’t waste as much time or taxpayer money as your shenanigans have been.  Just think about it, with the money you would save, each of you could bring underprivileged children from your state with you.

I will be the first to admit that it has been quite entertaining to watch some of you try to stifle your glee while pretending that each new “Meanie-Gate” accusation is a serious matter.  Please accept my apology if I am unable to comprehend the magnitude of a “meanie,” but I am usually too distracted by my own hysterical laughter.  As for the woman from the hotel, somebody needs to tell her that it’s tough out there in the real world.  A little jog through a hotel while being chased by a “meanie” is good exercise.  If she is unable to handle a little confrontation, then maybe she needs to go back to the kitchen where she belongs.

Sincerely,
A U.S. Taxpayer

(-- thanks to Renee)

Posted by The Skipper     on 05/05/2005 at 06:02 AM   
Filed Under: • Democrats-Liberals-Moonbat Leftists • United-Nations •  
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