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calendar   Wednesday - December 05, 2007

ALL FAITHS WE DO EMBRACE CAUSE WE’RE BIG ON “DIVERSITY”

OKAY BOYS AND GIRLS, FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT ALREADY KNOW, THE BRIT NATIONAL ANTHEM HAS THE VERY SAME MUSIC AS OUR (USA) “MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE.”

IT’S BEEN SUGGESTED HERE THAT THE NATL. ANTHEM CHANGE A BIT TO MAKE IT MORE “INCLUSIVE.” WELL I’M NOT A BRIT BUT I DON’T LIKE THAT IDEA AT ALL.  AND NEITHER APPARENTLY DOES THE BRILLIANT LITTLEJOHN, WHO WRITES FOR THE DAILY MAIL.

MUCH TO THE CHAGRIN OF MANY BRITS, POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HAS TAKEN HOLD HERE BIG TIME.  THERE’S EVEN GONNA BE A CHRISTMAS (UPDATED AND MODERN) NATIVITY STORY ON BBC TV WITH MARY AND JOSEPH AS “ASYLUM SEEKERS.” IT’LL BE THE SUBJECT OF MY NEXT POSTING.

OH COME ALL YE FAITHLESS (telegraph editorial)

Littlejohn:

How about ‘God save poor Gordon Brown’ as an alternative?
21:41pm 3rd December 2007

Lord Goldsmith, the former attorney general leading Gordon Brown’s “Makes You Proud To Be British” committee, wants the National Anthem rewritten.
He says the traditional version is not “inclusive” and particularly objects to verse six (did you know there was a verse six?) containing the line: “Rebellious Scots to crush.”

Presumably he would like Flower of Scotland revised, too, since it refers to sending home the English army “tae think again”. an

Meanwhile a Welsh Labour MP says the Union Flag should be redesigned to include the Welsh Dragon.

Why not go the whole hog and chuck in a Muslim Red Crescent and the eagle from the Polish flag?

Actually, when it comes to God Save The Queen, the Sex Pistols got it right 30 years ago in their apocalyptic hit single of the same name.

“There is no future in England’s dreaming.”

Still, I thought I’d give Goldsmith a hand in bringing the National Anthem up to date and making it more inclusive. As always, it helps if you sing along.

•God save poor Gordon Brown

Caught with his trousers down God help him now.

Send him your sympathy

Brought low by infamy

Donors and lost CDs

God save our Gord

•All faiths we do embrace

The whole of the human race

Can settle here.

Big on diversity

And inclusivity

Banned the Nativity

God help us all.

•Our land ancestral

Now multicultural

All welcome here.

No need to integrate

We will just celebrate

You can live off the state

No questions asked.

•If you’re a terrorist

Or fundamentalist

We’ll take you in.

Give you a council home

Money and mobile phone

Health care and a car to own

No need to queue.

•Mullahs from Pakistan,

Jihadists, Taliban

Please come on down.

Feel free to murder us

Blow up a train or bus

We promise not to make a fuss

God help us all.

•Forgive us our racist sins

And for filling our wheely bins

With the wrong kind of waste.

Though it’s a mystery

We hate our own history

Even banned Christmas trees

God help us all

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