Friday - October 14, 2005

Advice For Kings

Here’s our advice to King Abdullah: I don’t know about that “driving” thing, Chief. I mean hey, look at all the really bad women drivers we have to put up with over here. I haven’t met a broad yet who could parallel park to save her life ... and don’t even ask one of those hare-brained dames to read a road map properly or know how to use a turn signal. Don’t even get me started on the lame-brained females applying makeup while they drive. Damn!

Next thing you know, they’ll start speaking before they are spoken to and insisting on the right to vote. Before you know it the ditzy broads will be lining up for bikini wax jobs, protesting for equal wages and just generally stinking up the whole joint. You’re much better off to lock the dames in the kitchen - keep ‘em barefoot and pregnant and you can’t go wrong.

_{-- the preceding message was brought to you by Male Chauvinist Pigs Anonymous (MCPA) .. the Skipper had nothing to do with it!}

Saudis: We May Eventually Let Women Drive
CAIRO, Egypt (AP)

The king of Saudi Arabia says women may eventually be allowed to drive in the kingdom. Saudi Arabia will fight the “madness” of Islamic terrorism for 30 years if necessary, but it will expand the rights of women and eventually allow them to drive, Saudi King Abdullah has told an American TV channel. In an interview with ABC’s Barbara Walters, the king denied assertions that his government finances schools that teach a fundamentalist philosophy of Islam which can lead to militancy.

Saudi Arabia “will fight the terrorists, and those who support them or condone their actions, for 10, 20 or 30 years if we have to, until we eliminate this scourge,” the king said, according to an ABC report of the interview which is due to be broadcast on Friday night. When asked why groups such as al-Qaida, the terror network led by the Saudi-born Osama bin Laden, had taken root in the kingdom, the king replied: “Madness and evil, it is the work of the devil.” Foreign observers and liberal Saudis have long contended that the way Islam is taught in Saudi schools encourages attitudes that may lead students to become terrorists later.

“For those who level these charges against us, I say provide us with the evidence that this is happening and we will deal with it,” the king said. “It is not logical or rational for us to be supporting it. “We have also regulated our charities and we have closed offices around the world, and we have withdrawn support for institutions that we found to be extremist,” he added. After the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks on the United States, the kingdom took steps to prevent money collected by Islamic charities from being diverted to terrorist groups.

The kingdom was initially faulted for being slow to clamp down on militants and their financing, but it drastically stepped up its measures after al-Qaida-linked groups launched a series of terror attacks on Saudi soil in May 2003. Abdullah, who became king on the death of his half-brother Fahd in August, told ABC that he was committed to increasing the rights of Saudi women, who are currently not permitted to drive cars and who need a male relative’s permission to travel abroad or attend university. “I believe the day will come when women drive,” he said. “In fact, if you look at the areas in Saudi Arabia, the deserts and in the rural areas, you will find that women do drive.

Driving licenses for women “will require patience. In time, I believe it will be possible,” the king said in the ABC report, which was posted on the Internet. But when pressed on whether he would legalize female driving, Abdullah indicated Saudi men were too conservative for such a step any time soon. “I value and take care of my people as I would my eyes ... I respect my people,” he said.

Posted by The Skipper     on 10/14/2005 at 12:09 PM   
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