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Thursday - September 02, 2004
He’s Already Starting ….
Vilmar logged in and started snooping around the blog site a few minutes ago. He started checking out the new features under the hood.What's the first thing he did?
Activated the "Word Censoring" feature and added the word "Cubs" to the list!!!!!!
Naughty, Naughty! Bad Benevolent Dictator! Now go to bed without your supper, young man!
(Memo to Barb and all the other Cubs fans: I removed the censor)
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on 09/02/2004 at 10:02 PM
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Permalink • Damn, I like This Stuff!
Whoooo-hoooooo! The old blog is starting to look a little like its old self again. Comparing Expression Engine to Moveable Type is like comparing a Ferrari to a Volkswagon. This baby is loaded for bear. I've just barely scratched the surface of what can be done with this blog tool.Our Dear Beloved Benevolent Dictator is still scratching his head (and occasionally scratching his ass). Don't worry, we'll train him yet!
Right now he has bigger things to worry about ....
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on 09/02/2004 at 09:06 PM
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Permalink • Test
Don’t panic. I am just experimenting. I feel like an old fart who’s had his favorite shirt taken away and is forced to wear a new, scratchy shirt.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 09/02/2004 at 08:11 PM
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Permalink • SURPRISE!
I decided to go ahead and load the new Expression Engine early and surprise you all. I know, it looks like a mess right now. I’ve just started massaging the style sheets and templates. Things will get better over the next few days. I promise.
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on 09/02/2004 at 07:29 PM
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Permalink • Living The High Life
Are you a terrorist? Are you in jail because you were caught in the deaths of 200 people? Are you Muslim? Are you in jail in Indonesia? Have you been sentenced to life?If yes to all the above, you, too, can go on an outing sanctioned by the police and then go to Starbucks for coffee!!!!!!
As to what justified such actions, we have this as an explanation from the national police spokesman who said:
"the excursion was part of an effort to investigate terror cases. As long as it's for the investigation, anything can be done. About the location, it is merely technical. If the examiner or investigator thinks it is necessary then it would be allowed. No problem," said Inspector-General Paiman.
Time to put Indonesia on the list of countries to take out!
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 09/02/2004 at 01:38 PM
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Permalink • More Convention Stuff
Looks like the Dems have their knickers in a wad over Zell Miller. They are now complaining that he spoke at the convention in order to make more money from his book----released LAST YEAR! Yet none of these bastards uttered the same cries when you had all the shitbirds releasing their anti-Bush books earlier this year and given free passes on ABC, CBS, and NBC!When you're done with that one, read an interview John Miller at NRO had with Zell.
Check out this little zinger:
NRO: Why aren't there more Zell Millers in the Democratic party?
MILLER: The Democratic tent has shrunk to the size of a dunce cap.
What a riot! And how fitting.
When NRO asked Zell what he thought about Cynthia McKinney, who lost her election in 2002 and now won her primary for Georgia's 4th District, he said this about his thoughts:
"They're not printable."
Bravo, Senator! If you remember, Cynthia McKinney is the stupid bitch/foron/piece of shit who sucks Muslim ass and tried to get a wealthy Arab, who was turned down by New York when he offered the city money after 9-11, to give it to her constituents. Traitorous slutbag!
Since I do not have a TV I miss many of the news shows. Maybe you do, too, but for different reasons.
Take a gander at what the Media Research Center has to say about the coverage of Zell Miller and other Republicans. And then try and convince me they are not biased. (hint: lots of language like "red meat", "raw meat", etc.)
You'll also see transcripts of SHIT FOR BRAINS Matthews' interview with Zell. Zell slays him. Matthews is nothing more than a pompous, fatuous bastard egomaniacally in love with his own self.
This one is LONNNNNNNNG! But worth it.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 09/02/2004 at 01:20 PM
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Permalink • How to tell if you are a “GIRLIE MAN”
From Mark Steyn we get this definition:"I don't pretend to know all the ins and outs of this phrase, but it seems safe to say that one sure sign you are a girlie man is that when you're called one, you whine humourlessly about it."
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler
on 09/02/2004 at 01:12 PM
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Permalink • Convention Stuff
You know, if these Republican Convention protesting fucktards would take half the energy they are dedicating to their protests and apply it towards finding a job, they'd have no reason to go around bitching that unemployment is high (although they will never admit that when in 1996 under Clinton when it was higher than today, they were singing his praises for having done such a great job!)I think a good idea would be to allow the delegates to go in there armed with tasers or electrified cattle prods. Soon as one of those smelly bastards/bitches got close--ZAP!!!! Down they'd go after which the delegates could kick them in the head and hopefully knock some sense into them. Who's with me? (When you read this article look for the Reuters bias all over the piece.)
So far one cop was beaten unconscious and hundreds have been arrested. They get taken to a detention facility and:
"Hundreds of people on Wednesday protested the conditions under which those arrested during the convention are being held before going to court, calling the facility "Guantanamo on the Hudson.They said the site, a bus depot at a Hudson River pier, was contaminated with oil and asbestos, a charge the police department denied."
Hell. I'd contaminate it with dog and cat shit and then force them to roll around in it. That way they might smell better!
"ACT UP said activists stood on chairs and held signs to urge the administration to relieve billions of dollars in debt of poor countries to help fund HIV/AIDS prevention and treatment programs."
What a bunch of stupid fucks---forgive Third World debt? And what? Allow those despotic dictators to continue raping, looting and pillaging their own countries again? What fucking planet do these protestors come from? As for the AIDS thing: tough titty, said the kitty, but the milk's gone dry." For an explanation, see this post.
Here's another story about the "Guantanamo" conditions for these forons.
Some protestors chanted:
"This is what a police state looks like" and one woman was put back in handcuffs after she started rattling the chain-link fence and jumped against it."
Well, guess what, you stupid bitch? You act like an animal throwing yourself around the cage and that's what happens--for your own protection so you don't sue the city. DUMBASS!
I sure wish the cops would be given permission to beat the crap out of these assholes. Yeah, I know, it'd be brutal. But I'll guarantee you the numbers of people acting stupidly would decrease next time!
"Many of those arrested are veterans of other demonstrations where "few got arrested and most got away after breaking the law," Kelly said. "Here, they are being surprised by the fact that the opposite holds true: Most of the lawbreakers will be apprehended and only the law-abiding will get away."
See!! See!! These fucktards are professional protestors. They go around the country complaining about jobs, AIDS, and other shit yet meanwhile they are unproductive members of society--misfits, if you will. Jail is too good for them.
"At a news conference Tuesday outside the holding facility....civil rights lawyer Norman Siegel and transportation union officials raised concerns about possible asbestos contamination there, and complained that people were being held too long. Jay Bermudez, a former shop steward at the bus depot, said, "We've always had a problem here with safety issues." He claimed a fire in 1994 released asbestos into the air. "
Hey, what do you expect from a union goon playing the part of victim? A fire 8 years ago? Tough shit pal. And if there is asbestos in there, I hope you suck in a lot of it.
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on 09/02/2004 at 10:13 AM
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Permalink • S (ure) H (appy) I (t’s) T (hursday) BMEWS’d NEWS
For the second week in a row we have a S.H.I.T. feature for you.First, let's close a loop from last week's S.H.I.T.: remember that kid arrested for "Maliciously" clogging a toilet at the US/Canadian border? I first wrote about it here. Well, they've flushed the charges and he is now free to go home and stuff his own commode.
You'd think the bus company would install some lights to fix this problem.
The Krauts are at it! And I mean it literally!
What I want to know is what's going on in Germany? Is Schroeder putting something in the water supply? Is this how the Krauts keep their minds off their really high unemployment rate, or their lack of productivity, or their inability to be taken credibly by the rest of the world?
First you have a couple making so much noise doing the beast with two backs that neighbors a block away are complaining! Now THAT'S energetic sex!
Then you have a guy, drunk, in a shopping arcade, doing the beast with two backs with a BLOW-UP DOLL!!!!!
So, again, what the hell is going on with the Krauts?
From Leno: Did you see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He’s at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows.
Proving that Floridians can do at least one thing right.
Sanity in the judicial process.
An example of how capitalism is so desired all over the world. Ragheads dying for $150 in IKEA gift certificates!
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on 09/02/2004 at 10:06 AM
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Permalink • Zell Miller’s Speech
Here is the full text of Zell Miller's speech last night to the Republican National Convention. This is one fiesty old Democrat who has seen the light. This is probably one of the greatest speeches I've ever heard from a modern-day politician. File it for future reference. Required reading. Click the flag below to read this excellent speech.Fox News has the video of the speech here.
NOTE FROM THE BENEVOLENT DICTATOR:
Allan beat me to the punch. I was going to post the whole thing rather than link it but suffice it to say it was ABSOLUTELY SCATHING!!!! A DAMNING INDICTMENT of the democrat party today........ a party that places its own power above the good of the nation.
If you can not take 5 minutes to read this, you don't belong at this blog. Go find some cartoons to entertain yourselves with. But if you believe our country is in danger, not just from terrorists but from the duplicitousness of the Democratic party, then proceed. Yeah, it may be longer than most stuff we put up for all y'all to read but quit whinin' and get readin'!!!
DAMN!!!!!! IT IS G-R-R-R-EAT!!!
(sorry, I can't help myself. This has got to be one of the best things I've read in a coon's age--which is why I am so passionate about it!)
Posted by The Skipper
on 09/02/2004 at 07:41 AM
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Permalink • Daily Dose
Quote Of The Day"Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles...respect for human life, the punishment of crimes against property and persons, the equality of all good citizens before the law...or, in a word justice."
-- Max Nordau (1849 - 1923)
On This Day In History
September 2, 1945 - Japan Surrenders
Aboard the USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay, Japan formally surrenders to the Allies, bringing an end to World War II. On Sunday, September 2, more than 250 Allied warships lay at anchor in Tokyo Bay. The flags of the United States, Britain, the Soviet Union, and China fluttered above the deck of the Missouri. Just after 9 a.m. Tokyo time, Japanese Foreign Minister Mamoru Shigemitsu signed on behalf of the Japanese government. General Yoshijiro Umezu then signed for the Japanese armed forces, and his aides wept as he made his signature. Supreme Commander MacArthur next signed on behalf of the United Nations, declaring, "It is my earnest hope and indeed the hope of all mankind that from this solemn occasion a better world shall emerge out the blood and carnage of the past." Ten more signatures were made, by the United States, China, Britain, the USSR, Australia, Canada, France, the Netherlands, and New Zealand, respectively. Admiral Chester W. Nimitz signed for the United States. As the 20-minute ceremony ended, the sun burst through low-hanging clouds. The most devastating war in human history was over.
Today's Birthdays
Terry Bradshaw, (1948- ), Football player
Peter V. Ueberroth, (1937- ), Baseball commissioner
Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.
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Permalink • Wednesday - September 01, 2004
Kelly’s First Law Of Humanity
Think about that for a few minutes. You know I'm right. I was just the first man to voice it openly. Examine all the cultures back through history. In every circumstance where men made second-class citizens out of their women, the men behaved badly. Why is this? Well, let me tell you about the male brain .. it is concerned mainly with only two things: (1) power and (2) pussy.
Now, power can be expressed as desire for more food, more land, better living conditions or even .. more money. All require power of some kind or other before man can get them and they all endow the man who achieves them with even more power.
Which brings me to the second male obsession: pussy. In a society where the men rule their women with an iron hand, forcing them to cover themselves at all times, not allowing them to venture out in public without an escort, not allowing them to participate in government, not allowing them to get an education, and most importantly forcing them into an enslaved state when they are married .... usually beaten at the whim of their husband and sometimes "legally" murdered for the slightest transgression, the men always end up behaving badly. For instance, the women in the Middle Eastern Islamic countries. Look at how badly their men behave. The Islamic men are out of control because guns give them power and their women have no controlling or moderating influence over them. Consider what would happen to the Islamic wife if she should ever tell Ahmed, her husband that she doesn't feel like "putting out" tonight. She would be beaten within an inch of her life and raped. Ahmed has his AK-47 and he can rape his wife whenever he feels like it.
Now, look at the other side of the coin. For instance, the United States where women are equal to men in every way society measures it and in some cases more equal ("Yes" can mean "No" if she changes her mind). Compare how American men behave. We're pussy-whipped, fellas. Kim DuToit was right. Our women have done more than anyone to contribute to the "pussification" of the Western male. This politically correct shit started with them when they fell for Alan Alda's "sensitive man" bullshit back in the 1970's. They want to take our guns away. They want us to stop playing violent games like football and take up soccer.
And now we have this pussy-faced gigolo from Massachusetts running for President? A "warrior" who deserted his men after three scratches and four months at "war" and who then came back and told lies about them to Congress.
We have become pussys ourselves, guys while the enemy is getting meaner and meaner. Either we have to elevate the women in the Middle East to equal status with their men or we're going to have to enslave our women so we can get mean again.
If you choose the second option, try this experiment tonight on your wife or girlfriend .... after supper, get up from the table, drop your trousers and tell her, "ALL RIGHT, WOMAN! STRIP AND SPREAD 'EM!".
Let me know how your experiment goes, will ya?
Then again, we can always look for ways to provide Ahmed's wife with a rolling pin and the courage to use it. You know I'm telling the truth. Kelly's First Law Of Humanity says it is so.
Posted by The Skipper
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Permalink • In Preparation for Taking Out Goblins
Considering all the news about goblins in the world (whether they be your run-of-the-mill criminal, a moonbat or a sheethead), I decided to do some preparatory work and take my ass out to the local range.The first target was shredded and can't be shown as I was just blasting away to get a feel for the pistols and see how they shot, and get a few rounds through their new barrels. Also, I've not shot a revolver in 32 years and never shot a 45 cal semi-automatic.
But here's the second target shot with the 45. Nothing outside the rings and shot from 25 feet, 2 handed grip, full frontal stance.
Oh, and one more thing. I am left handed but the range guy told me to try shooting right handed. This was the result, right handed!!
(if memory serves correctly--two 8 round mags and one mag of 5 rounds):
Hopefully this weekend I will go back out and shoot the 357 right handed and then both left handed.
No matter, I think this was pretty good for first time.
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Permalink • For Your Entertainment
Never let it be said the internet is boring. There is always something jumping out at you that makes you absolutely split your sides with laughter. Some even make you ROFLYAO.This site is one such place. They need to rename the site "NeverLand".
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It's been a long strange trip without you Skipper, but thanks for pointing us in the right direction and giving us a swift kick in the behind to get us going. Keep lookin' down on us, will ya? Thanks.
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