Thursday - October 13, 2011

Miscellaneous Jokes

A few jokes I stumbled over while reading my email backlog…

This — after President Obama suggested to PM Benjamin Netanyahu that Israel return to its 1967 borders:

Dear President Obama,

I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return the United States to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.

Sincerely,
Benjamin Netanyahu
Prime Minister of Israel

President’s Day

While out eating lunch recently, I overheard a conversation between a mother and her young son.

“What is tomorrow?” she asked him.

“It’s President’s Day,” the boy replied

“What does that mean?” she asked.

The boy paused thoughtfully for a moment, and responded, “President’s Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment and stupidity.”

I almost snorted my iced tea.

Obama at the bank

Barack Obama walks into the bank to cash a check. “Good morning, Ma’am,” he greets the cashier, “could you please cash this check for me?”

“It would be my pleasure, sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

“Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the president of the United States of America!”

“Yes, sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc, I must insist on seeing ID.”

“Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”

“I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

“I am urging you please to cash this check.”

“Ok, this is what we can do Mr. President: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot, making the tennis ball land in my cup. With that spectacular shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the president of the United States?”

Obama stands there thinking and finally says, “Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing I’m good at.”

“Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?”

Native wisdom

Barack Obama went camping in the desert with a Native American. After they set their tent up, both men fell asleep.

A few hours later, the Indian woke Obama and said, “Look at the sky. What do you see?”

Obama replied, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?” asked the Indian.

Obama pondered for a minute, then said, “Astronomically, it tells me there are, uh, millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately three in the morning. Theologically, we are small and insignificant. Uh, meteorologically, it looks like we’ll have a beautiful day tomorrow. What’s it tell you?”

“It tells me that someone stole the tent, you dummy.”

Libya wants a new Muslim leader. I say give them ours.

Posted by Christopher     on 10/13/2011 at 07:58 PM   
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   Wednesday - October 12, 2011

This one is so easy even the MSM could find it. If they wanted to.

ACORN: Puppet Master of Occupy Wall Street

The Working Families Party, an infamous ACORN front group notorious for corruption, was instrumental in organizing the Occupy Wall Street protests, according to radical journalist Laura Flanders of Free Speech TV.

The protests, which have spread to several other large U.S. cities, are part of what ACORN’s neo-communist founder Wade Rathke calls an “anti-banking jihad.”

Working Families Party (WFP) organizer Nelini Stamp has “been here since day one and she is part of the organizing team and the outreach team that has managed to bridge the distance between that first day and this day and between the grassroots folks here and the labor movement,” Flanders said at the protest in lower Manhattan.

The WFP is part and parcel of ACORN. In 1998 the party was officially recognized in New York State. WFP’s headquarters is at the same address as ACORN on Nevins Street in Brooklyn. WFP’s executive director is longtime ACORN operative Dan Cantor.

One of the SEIU-funded party’s co-founders is ACORN’s former national chief organizer, Bertha Lewis. Democratic National Committee executive director Patrick Gaspard also contributed to the creation of the party and sat on its board. Gaspard was a political director in the Obama White House and is a former SEIU executive. Gaspard was also an organizer for the radical New Party in the early 1990s. That party’s membership consisted largely of individuals from the Democratic Socialists of America, SEIU, and ACORN. The party endorsed Barack Obama when he ran for the Illinois State Senate.

Working with its radical friends at SEIU, WFP advocates more government spending, higher taxes, universal government-run health care, campaign finance restrictions, free universal higher education, oppressive rent control, same-sex marriage, amnesty for illegal aliens, “greening” the economy by creating heavily subsidized union jobs in the energy sector, and mandatory paid sick leave for all workers.

Gosh, that mantra sound familiar. I think I’ve heard it sung before, in at least a couple of different places.

SEIU board member Stephen Lerner has vowed to do his part to drive a stake through the heart of capitalism. Lerner says he wants to “bring down the stock market” through a campaign of disruption. He said last week that SEIU plans to terrorize bank executives at their homes.

Looks to me like the hippies are getting paid to take off their sandals bedroom slippers and put on their other sandals marching boots. What a coincidence, huh?

If you’d like, take a jump over to Discover The Networks and see if you can count the number of ways the money trail leads right back to George Soros.  Radicals, Reds, and anarchists, oh my.

Posted by Drew458     on 10/12/2011 at 07:29 AM   
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I Guess They Didn’t Listen

President Obama’s $447 billion jobs bill failed to clear a procedural hurdle in the Democratic-controlled Senate Tuesday night despite a White House push that accelerated in the 11th hour.

The bill received 50 votes falling short of the necessary 60 to end debate. Sens. Ben Nelson of Nebraska and Jon Tester of Montana were the only Democrats to vote against the bill. Both of them are facing tough re-election campaigns next year.

Sen. Jim Webb, D-Va., had said earlier that although he intended to vote in favor of ending the Republican filibuster, he did not intend to support the bill if it reached a final vote.

Now that it has failed, both the House and Senate are expected to turn this week to approving U.S. trade agreements with Colombia, Panama and South Korea, one of the few areas of agreement between Republicans and the administration on boosting the economy. And Senate Democrats are looking at ways of breaking the jobs bill into pieces that would be easier to pass.

Obama declared earlier Tuesday that the U.S. Senate faced a “moment of truth” when it voted on the bill, calling it “gut check time.” He later issued a statement accusing Republicans of obstruction.

“Tonight’s vote is by no means the end of this fight,” Obama said. “We will now work with Senator Reid to make sure that the individual proposals in this jobs bill get a vote as soon as possible.”

President Barack Obama has joined four unemployed construction workers in Florida for a round of beers on a day his jobs bill met defeat on Capitol Hill.

Obama met with the group at Harp and Celt Restaurant & Irish Pub in downtown Orlando. He solicited opinions on the jobs situation and said he was trying to figure out how to get the construction trades back to work.

The three unemployed pipe fitters and one unemployed plumber drank beer and soda; Obama had a Guinness. They all toasted “to more jobs.”

Obama held the meeting between fundraisers in Florida as Senate Republicans—and two Democrats—turned back an effort to open debate on the president’s $447 billion jobs bill. Obama says the bill would create construction jobs.

Might be a bit of fact checking needed for this one; the guys in the picture all look close to retirement age. That could be one reason they’re hanging out at the pub in the afternoon.

Posted by Drew458     on 10/12/2011 at 07:08 AM   
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   Monday - October 10, 2011

It’s a Commie Plot

I haven’t written anything about the foolish people doing their Occupy Wall Street protest, nor about it’s little splinter cells that have sprung up in other cities around the nation. I figured they were just a bunch of spoiled brats having their Hippie Moment in the sun, protesting the Man, man.

I may have been wrong.

That they are Obama’s minions and Useful Idiots is beyond doubt.

My neighbor gives me her newspapers when she’s done with them. Ours is the typical left wing bird cage liner, and they have been running stories on these folks. Parts of those stories talk about what this group wants and doesn’t want, what they believe in, and they’re against. I read the lists aloud to my wife and she said the same thing that I realized: they’re outright Communists, even if they themselves aren’t aware of that fact.

Michelle Malkin has been all over this one. Her latest post shows that along with the support of Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden, they also now have the support of Enron’s Paul Krugman and the DNC’s money men, the DCCC, who were only too happy to accept hundreds of millions in campaign cash from the very people they have now publicly come out against. I have not yet heard if CPUSA has endorsed this bunch (they mostly have), but it wouldn’t surprise me. Nor would knowing that such had happened and that it went unreported. Others have wondered if the protests are being infiltrated by the Reds, but I don’t think that’s necessary. Or even possible. It would be onanism; a narcissistic act of self-penetration. The commies can’t infiltrate the commies.

The other day the splinter protest group in DC tried to occupy the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Why on earth would they want to do that? The Smithsonian has NOTHING to do with Corporate Greed or anything like that. It’s a museum fer crying out loud.  GOP lecturer Michael Zak has that one figured out, and it’s a play straight out of one of the books that is no longer part of the curriculum in Freshman English, nor part of the college classes in Western Civilization which no longer exist.  It’s a commie plot, and Joeseph Conrad wrote about it more than 100 years ago. The playbook hasn’t changed a line in all that time.

The Secret Agent, by Joseph Conrad, tells of a terrorist plot to destroy the Greenwich Observatory in England.  That center of scientific achievement is the location of Earth’s prime meridian, from which longitude and time are measured.

In the second chapter, Vladimir, the chief plotter, explains why anarchists should destroy, of all places, Greenwich—an institution akin to the Smithsonian:

“It must be purely destructive.  It must be that, and only that, beyond the faintest suspicion of any other object.  You anarchists should make it clear that you are perfectly determined to make a clean sweep of the whole social creation.  But how to get that appallingly absurd notion in the heads of the middle classes so that there could be no mistake?  That’s the question.  By directing your blows at something outside the ordinary passions of humanity is the answer.

Read the rest at Zak’s if your Conrad is a bit rusty. But know the truth: theirs is the bud of an insurrection from the leftmost edge. They are communists. There will be violence. Remember those who support them, remember those who are fooled by them. Remember where you buried all that extra ammunition.

Fundamental Change, indeed.

To the barricades.

Posted by Drew458     on 10/10/2011 at 08:26 PM   
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   Sunday - October 09, 2011

Depends?

Fecal felon?

Moss said she started noticing them about three years ago, but stopped cleaning up and started calling police each time she saw more diapers. At one point, she thought she nearly caught the “Diaper Bandit” in the act.

That’s pretty sh*tty enough. But the explanation?

Souses, er, sources close to the investigation tell TCOTS News that law enforcement officials now strongly suspect the diapers are those of Barack Hussein Obama because there is ‘overwhelming evidence’. As one of them put it: ‘Look, (1) he’s been crapping on America for nearly three years, (2) he’s full of [what makes the grass grow green], and (3) he’s a real soggy diaper, especially in his speeches and press conferences’.

It was almost exactly three years ago that Barack Hussein Obama was elected President by throwing a lot of crap against the wall and watching some of it stick.

Posted by Christopher     on 10/09/2011 at 05:47 PM   
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   Tuesday - October 04, 2011

Eric, the bus is coming for you

Pretty much proof that he flat out lied to a congressional investigation. Or else he’s utterly incompetent. Or both!

CBS News: Documents reveal that Holder received briefing on Fast & Furious in July 2010

“ ... straw purchasers are responsible for the purchase of 1,500 firearms that were then supplied to Mexican drug trafficking cartels.”
No code words or euphemisms there. Nice and specific. And yet Eric Holder, upon discovering that 1,500 guns had been “supplied” to Mexican drug cartels in an operation managed by the ATF, apparently didn’t demand a full explanation. Fancy that.

Go read the story at Hot Air if you’d like.

As we’ve said from the very beginning, this goes all the way to the top. ALL THE WAY. Guess Obama’s “under the radar” plan to subvert the Second kind of blew up on him. Or would that be “backfired” if we stick with the bus terminology?

As far as I’m concerned, this is a major major felony concocted, run by, and screwed up by, the entire top of the DOJ/DHS pyramid. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Posted by Drew458     on 10/04/2011 at 09:50 AM   
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   Sunday - October 02, 2011

SSDD

Horry Clap, they’re not even trying to hide it any longer.

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Also In My Inbox

to introduce his American Jobs Act, exhorting them on national television to “pass this bill immediately”?  Obama used that phrase in various forms 17 times despite the fact that he didn’t actually *have* a bill to present to Congress until a week later.  And as far as all but two members of Congress are concerned, the bill itself may as well not exist. No co-sponsors have added their names to either the Senate or the House version even after more than a week, although readers have to dig a ways into the Washington Post report to find that out:

In the House, it has been introduced as a bill by Rep. John B. Larson (D-Conn.).

In the Senate, the bill has been introduced by Majority Leader Harry M. Reid (D-Nev.).

Neither bill has attracted any co-sponsors.

And, earlier this week, Reid said that the Senate would not take up the bill when it returns from a short recess. Instead, it would first take up a measure to punish China and other nations for currency ma­nipu­la­tion. That bill, in keeping with the Democrats’ strategy, is meant to help several individual senators in manufacturing states, where competition from China is blamed for local job losses.

What about the jobs bill? “We’ll get to that,” Reid told reporters.

Despite early and regular pleas from the White House, Senate Democrats say they will not move immediately to take up President Obama’s jobs bill when they return next week from a short recess.

“We’ll get to that,” Senate Majority Leader Harry M. Reid (D-Nev.) said Monday night when asked if the likely passage of a temporary spending bill to keep the government functioning meant the Senate could now consider the president’s package.

...

“There is work to be done,” Obama said. “There are workers ready to do it. So let’s tell Congress: Pass this jobs bill right away.”

Given his urgency, Reid’s position has Republicans chortling that it is congressional Democrats who appear to be standing in the way of a quick vote on the president’s plan.

h/t to Rich K

Posted by Drew458     on 10/02/2011 at 03:14 PM   
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   Thursday - September 22, 2011

Democrat Economic Ignorance 101

There is nobody in this country who got rich on his own — nobody

This is Democrat Elizabeth Warren, running for the US Senate in Massachusetts.

Pardon me, Warren, nobody ever said that. People get rich because they have a product/service that others are willing to pay for. (unlike the government job you’re running for.) To get rich takes two things:

1) I have a product/service.
2) I have people willing to pay for said product/service.

The only people that get rich on their own are Democrats in the House or Senate. They steal from us the old-fashioned way: they use the IRS. They certainly do NOT provide a product/service I’d pay for!

Posted by Christopher     on 09/22/2011 at 02:59 PM   
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Save a Liberal!

Why?

Seriously, why? Isn’t it Obama’s job to save liberals? Why should you or I do it? We are supposed to wait for the government Obama to help save us…

Almost forgot to give Tammy Bruce as the source.

Posted by Christopher     on 09/22/2011 at 02:12 PM   
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Fined for hiring too many people!?

His name is Peter Schiff. It sounded familiar. Didn’t take long to find out why. I read his 2007 book Crash Proof. He’s pretty much a doomsayer on the economy. He admits that in his testimony before the US House. He is a CEO and the most egregious part of his testimony is the following clip: He was fined for hiring too many people.

I’m stunned. For two reasons. The first, and most important, reason is that I cannot find anything in the Constitution that gives the Federal government the right and authority to tell a businessman how many people he can hire. The only limit is how many people a businessman can afford to hire. (Even then, I wouldn’t hire anyone unless I had a need to do so.) Secondly, of course, is that in this current economic slump, don’t we want businesses to be hiring? They shouldn’t be fined more than they already are under existing employer mandates. (healthcare, SocSec, other payroll taxes…)

“In my own business, securities regulations have prohibited me from hiring brokers for more than three years. I was even fined fifteen thousand dollar expressly for hiring too many brokers in 2008. In the process I incurred more than $500,000 in legal bills to mitigate a more severe regulatory outcome as a result of hiring too many workers. I have also been prohibited from opening up additional offices. I had a major expansion plan that would have resulted in my creating hundreds of additional jobs. Regulations have forced me to put those jobs on hold.”

Source here.

See More Below The Fold

Here’s some more from the same source. It’s a bit long–about 23 minutes–but he spells out his ideas for stimulating the economy.

GET ME OUT OF HERE ...

Posted by Christopher     on 09/22/2011 at 10:55 AM   
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   Wednesday - September 21, 2011

take the fifth, then drink it

Solyndra execs will decline to testify at hearing

What more needs to be said? Follow this link to the tiny news story. Falling on their swords to protect their emperor? Seems like. Guilty, guilty, guilty.

Posted by Drew458     on 09/21/2011 at 12:01 PM   
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   Thursday - September 15, 2011

We can hope

as today’s news tells us that at least two other green companies have gone belly up after receiving huge amounts of scamulous cash. And the ties to the White House get tighter every day.  More than half a billion rushed through so Joe B could have a photo op? Oy vey.

Meanwhile, Operation Fast & Furious continues to bubble merrily away.

And meanwhile the White House does the Sgt. Schultz tap dance to both tunes at the same time. “I hear nutzink! I see nutzink!  I know nutzink!!!!”

Damn funny, this all-knowing leader of ours. All this stuff going on, and he has no idea of any of it, nor do any of his immediate underlings. It’s like the whole middle chunk of the federal government went rogue, and nobody knew a thing about it!

It must all be Bush’s fault.

Oh, and now let’s add Lightsquared to the mix, and pressure from the White House to get a 4 star general to fudge his testimony

The four-star Air Force general who oversees U.S. Space Command walked into a highly secured room on Capitol Hill a week ago to give a classified briefing to lawmakers and staff, and dropped a surprise. Pressed by members, Gen. William Shelton said the White House tried to pressure him to change his testimony to make it more favorable to a company tied to a large Democratic donor.

It just gets deeper and deeper every day, don’t it??

Posted by Drew458     on 09/15/2011 at 04:50 PM   
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   Wednesday - September 14, 2011

Barack Hussein Obama Apologizes…

One if by Spanish…
Two if by Japanese…

Posted by Christopher     on 09/14/2011 at 05:52 PM   
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