Thursday - June 24, 2004
Terminator
At Eglin Air Force Base in Florida, the US Air Force is testing robot security guards. The $500,000 robots called Mobile Detection And Response System (MDARS) are currently in testing and other services are looking into using the mechanical guards too. In a related story, the US Air Force today changed its name to SkyNet and put out an all-points-bulletin for someone named Sarah Connor.Posted by The Skipper on 06/24/2004 at 03:29 AM
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Dadgummit!
Rats! The Cubbies just lost a close one to the Cards. Final score: Cubs 9 Cardinals 10. The Cubbies outslugged the Cards but also had too many errors. Bummer!As a consolation prize, the Orioles beat the snot out of the Yankees. Final score: Baltimore 13 New York 2.
The Cubbies have one more game against St. Looie tomorrow night. Matt Clement is on the mound. Then it's back to the Windy City for inter-league play with the White Sox.
Stay tuned. It's a long way 'til October, gang!
Posted by The Skipper on 06/24/2004 at 03:07 AM
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Wednesday - June 23, 2004
Football Makes People Act Weird
I know you've all seen the weirdos in the stands at American football games, painted up in weird colors and wearing blocks of cheese or horns on their heads. I bet you also thought Europeans were too sophisticated for that kind of immature behavior.Think again. Doesn't this little honey, who was seen at the Euro 2004 Soccer Championships, realize that those key-lime panties clash horribly with that blue Smurf outfit. Mon Dieu! C'est horrible! And don't even get me started on the two dorks beside her.
Posted by The Skipper on 06/23/2004 at 07:12 PM
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Dubious Honor
Living in Indiana is kinda strange at times. We have the most f**ked up time zones you have never heard of (three time zones in one state, one of which doesn't observe daylight saving time).Indiana is also flat as a pancake. How flat is it?
I'm glad you asked.
The official highest point in the state is now .... a garbage dump?
OK, already. You can stop giggling any time you want.
Posted by The Skipper on 06/23/2004 at 06:58 PM
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The 1.7% Fear Factor
There are 6 billion people in the world today. And they are all scared to death of a small group of people. This group comprises only 1.7% of the population of the planet. This minority group has the world in it's grip of fear. This minority controls the hearts and minds of the entire human race on the planet. In ever recurring cycles, this small group of people commands the attention of the entire species. Are we talking about the terrorists? Or maybe the Muslim population?No.
We are talking about the voters in the US Presidential election. In the 2000 election, there were 105 million of them. According to the most recent census, there are approximately 205 million people of voting age in the US but only 156 million are actually registered. Out of that, only 105 million actually voted in the last election.
Why does the entire world fear this minority group? Because every four years, this 1.7% of the population goes to the polls and freely elects the most powerful person on the planet. The person who controls the country with the biggest economy, the strongest military and the most powerful technology on the planet. This small minority of the world's population cannot be controlled or coerced. They must be convinced .... because they are all free-thinking, free-spirited, independent, stubborn, hard-headed individuals.
This small, elite group comes under fire every four years with everything from advertising campaigns to media editorials to .... terrorist attacks. Countries around the world and terrorist organizations do everything in their power to influence the minds of this small group. Everything from blithering idiot TV ads to beheadings is all intended with one purpose only: to influence the minds of the American voter. They are scared to death of us and the power we wield. It is an awesome responsibility.
Are you up to the task? Can you handle the responsibility? Are you a member of this elite group that controls the destiny of the world?
All you have to do is register to vote .... and then go vote in November. In the meantime, the world waits .... afraid of what you may do.
We have a document (PDF) that you can download and send to your state registrar's office to register to vote in November. In some states, you can even register on-line. Check out the document and read your state's instructions. There is even a handy postcard in the document that you can use (from the USPS).
Posted by The Skipper on 06/23/2004 at 05:17 PM
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New Addition
We would like to welcome a new addition to the Blogosphere. One of our loyal readers and Loyal Citizen of the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiller Empire, Mr. Minority has added his voice to the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Mr. M got his blog site on-line this week and is already kicking Moonbat butt. Go pay him a visit and say "Hello". Tell him we sent ya!Posted by The Skipper on 06/23/2004 at 04:30 PM
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The slippery slope once again
Can you believe this shit? Of course, the Californicators are at it once more. They want to give non-citizens (even illegals) the right to vote in school board elections.What's that got to do with the slippery slope? Come on! You can figure it out.
For those of you on the bed wetting, liberal left (and residents of Rio Linda, California, too!) it means that once we start with this it sets a PRECEDENT which some scum sucking, bottom feeding worthless piece of shit lawyer will use to justify allowing non-citizens to vote in ALL elections.
Sure, we won't see it happen overnight. But within a generation or two I will bet you this will take place. For the younger readers, in your lifetime. At age 52 I doubt I will see it in mine. But then again, it took less than 30 years to go from saying "damn" in a movie to only 7 words you can't say on the air with 20 more years to get it down to one word in radio and no limits in movies. It took 50 years to go from full body coverage swimsuits to topless suits (and total nudity in many places.)
Don't believe me? Read the last paragraph of the article:
If passed, the measure would be the first in California, although similar laws have been enacted in New York, Chicago and Maryland.
Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler on 06/23/2004 at 03:20 PM
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Monday - January 12, 2004
Welcome
Welcome to the blog site! Configuration and setup are in progress. Please bear with us as we gird our loins and prepare to do battle with Barking Moonbats, Democrats, Hollywood "artistes" and generally assorted peoples of Middle Eastern descent who think violence will result in anything less than total destruction. Check back in the next few days for more insightful analysis, discussion, humor and the occasional use of the word "poot".Posted by The Skipper on 01/12/2004 at 11:21 PM
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