Saturday - April 16, 2005

Britney Spears Attacked By Her Own Fetus!

This is a great argument for abstinence. It was disturbing enough that she was allowed to reproduce. Where is forced sterilization when you need it? And now this…

Is anyone safe from Louisiana trailer trash? I don’t think so…

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   Thursday - April 07, 2005

You Take Bextra?

Better go see your doctor.  It’s been pulled.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 04/07/2005 at 10:46 AM   
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Right Up OldCatMan’s Alley

Gawd, will we ever hear the end of it now?

My heart tells me I shouldn’t post this.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 04/07/2005 at 04:24 AM   
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   Wednesday - April 06, 2005

From The “DUH” Department

Children who watch a lot of TV are more apt to become bullies. Well, no shit, Sherlock!!

I’d read about this last year and thought I’d blogged about it but in a cursory check could not find the post so here are a couple more links to the effects of TV on children.

They deal with ADHD.

One says TV causes ADHD. I tend to believe this because if you take a good look at programming, try and time how long ANY image stays on the screen.  Usually never more than a second or two.  Now, you take those constantly flickering images, the constant bouncing back and forth of the camera not giving a young child’s mind time to settle on one image and absorb it (why do you think kids LOVE to have the same story read over and over and over?) and what do you think will happen to that kid’s brain?  It “LEARNS” that everything is like that and so it will then translate into a child that can’t stand still.  Constantly wants stimulation.

The other, while not totally refuting it, makes reference to violent behavior.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 04/06/2005 at 04:10 AM   
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   Saturday - April 02, 2005

Really Odd Bits

Another example of socialized medicine at its best. 

And we wonder why people are always saying Brits have horrible teeth?

Check this out.

Somehow I can not see an American going up to our President and handing over their teeth.

Remind me never to ride horses in Australia.  I could get attacked by birds.

They always said you could go blind from it.  Apparently there may be SOME truth to the saying except the manner of execution leading to the blindness is different.

So the next time you grab for the “little blue odd-shaped pill” ask yourself this:  “Do I get my rocks off or do I go blind?  Rocks off?  Blind?  Rocks off?  Blind?  Rocks off?  Blind?”

Remember, only you can prevent blindness.  On the plus side, if you can’t see what you’re humpin’ then your chances of getting any improve, right?

Re-defining, “going clubbing!”

And don’t forget to wear your fur hat.

It’s bad enough you can’t find a dentist in England.  But apparently you can’t find cops, either.

So the next time you’re there and you get robbed, do the investigation yourself. They don’t have time.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 04/02/2005 at 06:47 AM   
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   Tuesday - March 29, 2005

The Revenge Of The Goats??

Earlier (5 articles down) I posted about some Jordanian peacekeepers “having their way with goats” while on duty keeping the peace “piece.”

I don’t know about you but it looks like the goats may be getting their revenge. Of course, they are attacking American kids.  Must be terrorist goats.

A bunch of kids have a deadly infection from a petting zoo.  The article goes on to mention the infection is normally gotten through undercooked or contaminated food.

A reasonable person would then ask, “hey, Mr. Article Writer, what were these kids doing at the petting zoo?  Slaughtering the animals and eating them raw?”

Only towards the end do you find out it can be transmitted through feces.

So what were these kids doing?  Picking up pellets and eating them?  Maybe petting the south end of these critters?

And where were the parents?

I HATE petting zoos.  Always have.  Always will.  Can’t quite put my finger on why but this is reason enough.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/29/2005 at 08:27 AM   
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The Future?

The scene:  a suburban home.

Woman gets up out of bed, takes shower, stands in front of mirror, glances down at her breasts, begins rubbing and squeezing them.  Something’s not right.

She dresses, gets in her car and goes to the doctor.  Tests reveal cancer.  She needs a mastectomy.  She is devastated.

Soon she need not be.  Read this.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/29/2005 at 07:09 AM   
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   Monday - March 28, 2005

Another Reason For Mandatory Registration

Yep, here’s another reason why I believe HIV positive people need to be on a register like sex offenders and pedophiles.

Poor Canuckistani military guys.  Maybe as bit more saltpeter in their food is required.  It might keep them safer.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/28/2005 at 06:13 AM   
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   Saturday - March 26, 2005

Terri Schiavo Update

Much has been said here and elsewhere about Terri’s “right to die” or “right to live.”

Many people are trying to save her life but when you must take your appeals through the same judges who have continuously rejected them in the past and ruled against you, it is difficult.

Say what you will about this case but I see it as nothing more than a first step towards federally authorized euthanasia.  In which caase, why is Dr. Jack still in jail?

People write letters to the editor saying, “how can the parents do this to her?  It is cruel and inhumane.” Yet who are they to judge what others feel?  What rights do they have to impose THEIR attitudes and perceptions unto someone else?

At what point will we then say, “hmmm, this baby is a mongoloid incapable of expressing itself and being a part of society.  Let’s not kill him but let him kill himself by not feeding him?”

What about the Alzheimer’s patients or the Parkinson’s patients who can no longer take care of themselves?  Hell, they are contributing nothing to society.  Who wants to live that way?  They are not aware of what is going on around them.  They can not feed themselves nor take care of basic bodily functions.

Let’s not kill them but allow them to kill themselves through starvation.

What the hell, right?  It’s not supposed to hurt anyway.

Well, if you feel that way, stop eating AND drinking for 4 days and report back to me when your tongue is so thick in your mouth you can’t talk or swallow.  Or the incredible gyrations your body will go through without sustenance for so long.

Can you NOT see what is going on?  Are the blinders on so tightly the slippery slope is invisible to you?

For the record, I have a cousin in Brasil who is a vegetable.  Has been for over 12 years.  Does not talk.  Does not walk.  Does not move his arms or legs or head.  Lies in a fetal position all day, all night, all year.  His mother feeds him through a tube. He got that way because of a motorcycle accident at the age of 16 coupled with almost non-existant and untimely health care.

YOU go to Brasil and tell her to stop feeding him.  She’ll tear you a new asshole.  She’ll rip you limb from limb.  Remember when they tell you this about bears, “Don’t EVER come between a mother and her cub?” That’s my aunt.

Also, for the record, my father has Parkinson’s Disease (PD).  Right now he can feed himself but is experiencing difficulty swallowing.  We all know that PD eventually will make him bedridden and he won’t be able to feed himself at all.  Any of you want to tell my mother she should just stop feeding him?  Hell, try saying that to me!

So, yes, I have a vested interest in this case.

But, this was not really my intent in writing this. I want to make you aware of a piece written in The American Digest which details exactly what Michael Schiavo is up to with his actions.

Wait until Terri dies and a year later tell me if the author is wrong.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/26/2005 at 08:35 AM   
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   Thursday - March 24, 2005

Is It Dangerous Or Isn’t It????

A few days ago I posted about how Euro-peons were subjecting themselves to greater risk of death because of ski cancers gotten from over exposure to UV-A and UV-B rays.

Now we have ANOTHER study saying that if you get too little sun it is just as harmful.

I wish these asshole scientists would make up their minds!  How can we ever expect to decimate the population of socialist Euro-peons if one day we say too much sun is bad and then turn around and say too little is bad?

DAMN!!!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/24/2005 at 07:31 AM   
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The Wonders Of Socialized Medicine

Folks, thank God you live in the US.

Simple as that.

For all our faults we probably have the best medical care in the world.

Sure, you might get cheaper drugs in Canuckistan but when your ticker goes “tick” but not “tock” you better pray you are near a US hospital and not a Canuckistani one.

It’s hard to have faith in a system when you find out:

A letter from the Moncton Hospital to a New Brunswick heart patient in need of an electrocardiogram said the appointment would be in three months. It added: “If the person named on this computer-generated letter is deceased, please accept our sincere apologies.”

And if you think we pay a lot in taxes for services that do not exist, don’t go crying to the Canuckistanis who pay about 48% of their pay in taxes to their elected thieves.  Worse still is the amount of money spent on health care as a percentage of total budgets.

Go ahead.  Read the article.

And then say a small prayer of thanks. 

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/24/2005 at 07:21 AM   
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   Monday - March 21, 2005

A Health Tip Public Service Message From BMEWS

Thanks to reader Dave, I bring you this PSM about your nails.

It’s pretty interesting.

Did you know:

“subtle variations in the texture or color - a touch of white here, a rosy tinge there, perhaps some rippling or bumps in the surface”

can say a lot about your body’s condition?

Read about it here.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/21/2005 at 06:43 AM   
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   Thursday - March 17, 2005

Mixed signals

When a story opens like this one:

Not-so-cute children are more likely to be neglected by their parents—at least that’s what a researcher from the University of Alberta has found.

Well, suffice it to say it gets my attention.

And remember when we used to say:  “if my kids were that ugly I’d make them go outside and play in traffic”?

Well, apparently parents do a less drastic version of that when:

Not-so-cute kids were also allowed to wander away more often than their cute cohorts.

So, were you a pretty baby or were you told to “play in the traffic............on I-95................in rush hour?”

Them crazy Canucks!  What will they study next?

Then those wacky Greeks go out and do a study which shows that people who live high live longer. No, Oldcatman, not THAT kind of high.  High as in “altitude.”

So would it be safe to assume OCM not only survived playing in traffic but that he is living longer by being “high” while high---up---in the Rockies?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/17/2005 at 05:59 AM   
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   Wednesday - March 16, 2005

Re-Defining “Rinse and Spit”

I have just one word to describe this:  NASTY!!!!

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 03/16/2005 at 06:54 AM   
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