Thursday - January 13, 2005

Tony Soprano Comes To Spring Hill, Florida

If not Tony, his cousins Guido and Frankie.

I almost shit when I read this. I felt like I was in Jersey.

These old coots had quite a racket going.  And it looks like some businesses are involved.  I think I know which ones but I will have to wait for more proof.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/13/2005 at 06:49 AM   
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Good News For Bulimics And Anorexics

A new restaurant has opened for you!  The only problem is that it is located in Germany.

Not understanding the disease I can not appreciate the need but........as a public service message, BMEWS is always ready to serve (news, not food!)

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/13/2005 at 06:48 AM   
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Only A Bleeding Heart Would Have Written This

Let me start with a quote:

A former inmate at Iraq’s Abu Ghraib prison forced by U.S. guards to masturbate in public and piled onto a pyramid of naked men said on Tuesday even Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein did not do such things.

Sorry, but I would have to go no further to know the tone of the rest of the story is one of “prisoners GOOD; soldiers BAD!!”

What this sorry fuck needs to be told is that if he were being tortured by Saddam maybe he’d not have had to wear panties or be in a pyramid but today he’d not be alive to talk about it.

And if anyone tries some of this psychobabble bullshit on the rest of us that he’s been mentally traumatized, they can take their sorry ass lame excuse and shove it up their ass.  This stupid piece of shit raghead is still alive and probably can’t wait to get back to either fuck goats or kill more Americans.

I hate our media sometimes for the bullshit they foist on us.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/13/2005 at 06:44 AM   
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Lest We Forget

Time flies and now it appears Sandy Burglar of “oops, I accidentally dropped secret documents into my underwear” fame will now go before a grand jury.

Who wants to bet he’ll get off scott-free?

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/13/2005 at 06:43 AM   
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Time For Calypso Louie To Take A Trip

Let’s dream a bit, OK?

In this dream Calypso Louie Farrakhan goes on a fact finding trip to Iraq.  He’ll get lots of Marines to guard his communist, race-baiting victi-crat ass.

On a trip to Mosul all his guards “accidentally” fall down and from about a mile away a sniper (nationality unknown) pulls a trigger.  Louie does a calypso death dance as a 50 caliber bullet makes cream cheese of his brain.

Nice dream, huh?

As far as I am concerned that’s what this fuck deserves for saying:

“President Bush’s efforts to bring democracy to the Middle East represent “the rule of the devil.”

What a piece of shit!

But it gets worse:

“I do not mind accepting the rulership of intelligent White people if they’re intelligent enough to rule. But this madness that’s going on in Washington, I cannot let that rule me. I cannot let that determine the future of a people who are hungering to breathe free.”

So why is it this son of a bitch is still in the US?  Why doesn’t he move to Ghana and be Kofi Anna’s butt-buddy?  Or Chad?  Or Ethiopia?  Or Rwanda?  Because they’d kick his ass over there, that’s why.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/13/2005 at 06:41 AM   
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On The Good News Front

You may have already seen this but I doubt it got much airplay on the MSM newscasts because it deals a death blow to many homosexuals dreams of adopting.  In effect what the ruling by the Supreme Court does is open the way for other states to adopt such laws.

I think it is a resounding victory for conservatives.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/13/2005 at 06:38 AM   
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   Wednesday - January 12, 2005

It Is Official: This Blog Is Now One Year Old

On January 12, 2004 at 6:21pm CST this blog was slapped on the ass and set loose on the world. We never looked back .... mainly ‘cause we’re heavily armed with the truth and lots of firepower.

We have survived the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune and lived to fight another day. We have exposed all kinds of asshats in our first year. We have led the fight against: John Kerry, Michael Moore, Kofi Annan, Howard Dean, Sean Penn, Al Franken, Janene Garofolo, Hillary Clinton, Osama bin Laden, Arab Terrorists, Saudi Arabia, France, Germany, Russia, North Korea, Iran, Syria, UC Berkeley, Taxachusetts .... WHEW! We sure made a lot of enemies in one year. Time to gird our loins and go after the bastards again. OOH-RAH!

In the meantime, here’s a little celebration cake for all of our readers who made this possible.

Happy Buffday to Us
Happy Buffday to Us
Happy Buffday, Happy Buffday ....
Happy Buffday to US!

.... and many more ......

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/12/2005 at 07:21 PM   
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Stoopid Tourist Tricks

Ever wonder why people hate tourists so much? Well, we have the answer. Our intrepid Barking Moonbat Man On The Scene (David) has the scoop. Warning: these idiots are really trying hard to get into the Barking Moonbat Hall Of Fame ....

GET ME OUT OF HERE ...

Posted by DR@HDfixit     on 01/12/2005 at 06:42 PM   
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Mystery Girl, Part II

OK, suckers. You guessed Heather. Now try this one on for size. I took this picture of this lovely young lady in her prime. Who is this girl? Guess correctly and I’ll upload to BMEWS a full body shot to die for ....

Posted by Z Woof     on 01/12/2005 at 06:33 PM   
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Stoopid Criminal Du Jour

You just can’t make this shit up. You just sit and wait patiently like a duck hunter who is out of food and the story just comes waddling up to you. Quack!

Springfield Man Arraigned for Possession of Fake Money

SPRINGFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS (WWLP) - Darrell Jenkins of 180 Oakland Street in Springfield was arraigned in court Tuesday for the possession of counterfeit money. Jenkins was arrested Monday afternoon for destruction of property less than $250, assault, and resisting arrest. His bail was set for $500. Additional charges came against him when he attempted to pay his bail with counterfeit money. Springfield police officer Steven Wood is credited with detecting the bogus 20 dollar bills. Jenkins bail is now set at $5,000.

Posted by The Skipper     on 01/12/2005 at 12:53 PM   
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The Case For Tightie Whities

If you are a hunter, lost in the woods, dressed in camouflage, cold and soon to die unless rescued how do you get attention?

Snack on raw duck and do what this guy did.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/12/2005 at 07:55 AM   
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Snippets And Bits

I’ve heard of egging someone’s home.  You walk by, hurl a couple of eggs and run like hell.  Or you drive by and hope your aim is good or the egg ends up LITERALLY on your face.

But to use an airplane to egg an entire school? And get caught not only for that but for buzzing the area, terrifying the locals and not even having a license?  This boy will spend some time in jail.  That is certain.

What’s pregnant mom to do?  Your last name is McDonald.  You are due.  You rush to the hospital.  You can’t make it.  You MUST stop. 

No, the boy’s name will not be Ronald. His father, in Iraq right now, is going to take a lot of shit for this.

What happens when you work for government and need to replace some public toilets?  First, check to see how full the local till is from the usurious rate you charge your citizenry.  Then go on a buying binge for new toilets---at over $300,000 apiece!

Lazy?  Tired?  Slothful?  Hate exercising?

You might live longer.

Personally I think they are full of shit but you better believe there will be lots of people saying, “I told you so” to their exercising friends.  What you will not see is that these people are most likely fatties who are going to do early anyway from heart disease.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/12/2005 at 07:53 AM   
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Animals In The News

We got some sick people on this planet.

Here are two examples.

Five people were arrested for kidnapping, raping and forcing women to have sex with animals for porn videos.  YECH!!!

This one has got to be just as bad.  A guy gets arrested for attempting to have sex with ........a goat! How sick is that?  Oh, I forgot to mention, in 2002 he was arrested for the same thing, too.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/12/2005 at 07:11 AM   
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A Classic French Act

Displaying for the world what the French are most famous for, Jacques Chirac recently confirmed what we Americans already know (at least the Americans who still value what America stands for, not those limp-wristed, Euro-weenie, socialist fucks that make up about 45% of our population.)

He was speaking about the recent Palestinian election and had this to say to a shitload of Ambassadors:

``After the election of the Palestinian president, let’s work together to make the retreat from Gaza a success,’’

You catch that?  “RETREAT!” The stupid fuck reverted to typical French form.  What else can you expect from a bunch of pate loving ankle grabbers whose favorite color is white, especially for flags?

Ob joke:

Q.  You know why the French planted trees along the Champs Elysses?
A.  To provide shade for the German troops when they marched into Paris.

Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler     on 01/12/2005 at 06:58 AM   
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