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calendar   Friday - July 09, 2004

What will environmentalists do now!

OH NO!!! Something worse and more evil than nasty cars spewing our emissions turns out to be...........................PEAT BOGS!!!

SCREAM!!!! EEEEEKK!!!!! OH, NO!! NOT peat bogs!

Yep, turns out they are spewing so much carbon dioxide into the atmosphere that it is now considered a threat in the global warming scare.

My question is this: what will the tree hugging enviro-weenies do now? Demand catalytic converters or CO2 scrubbers be placed over all bogs? Stupid fucks probably will. Or demand everything human do from now on produce ZERO emissions as Mother Earth, GAIA, is in the process of purging herself from all the collective damage they allege we nasty humans have done over the ages?

Maybe what should happen is those stupid moonbats should kill themselves off in order to decrease the human population and the resultant human-caused pollution.
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/09/2004 at 01:56 AM   
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calendar   Thursday - July 08, 2004

What should we do?

Rumor and speculation abound that the marine who was reportedly captured and threatened with beheading may have set it up himself.

In other words, one great big hoax.

If this is true, what should we do once we have him again?

For all the grief he caused so many people, for all the resources he forced the military to use that took away from their mission in Iraq, for all the money he's cost in airing, producing, televising and broadcasting his "story" I think he should take a bullet to the neck.

What say you?
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/08/2004 at 04:53 PM   
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DNC Flip-Flops

In honor of John Kerry's position shifts on issues, the DNC is having trouble deciding which bloggers to invite to the Convention later this month. First, they notify the blogger he or she has been accepted then they tell them the next day that they have been rejected.

Bill, at INDC Journal got "the treatment" first. Then John Tobain got treated the same way.

Both of the bloggers above are conservative sites. Could this be a plot by the DNC to keep possible "unfriendly" bloggers away?

Either way, we here at BMEWS have absolutely no desire to set foot in Boston for the convention. I predict there will be so many Leftist Moonbats in the city during the convention that a new space-time continuum phenomenum could occur: a mental black-hole, wherein all rational thought is sucked into an enormous vortex from which no sane speech can escape. We've alerted Stephen Hawking to our theory.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/08/2004 at 03:07 PM   
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The Poodle Visits Native Americans

During a campaign tour of the Apache Nation on Wednesday, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry said he had a plan to increase every Native American's income by $40,000 a year. However, Senator Kerry refused repeated requests for details of his plan.

He also told the Apaches that during his Senate career he has voted YES for every Indian issue ever introduced. Before his departure, the Apache Tribe presented the Presidential candidate a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, Running Eagle.

After Kerry left, tribal officials explained that Running Eagle is a bird so full of shit that it can't fly.

(With a wink and a thanks to Ana!)
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/08/2004 at 12:56 PM   
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Conspiracy theorists---BEWARE!!!

The Breck Girl attended the "super secret" Bilderberg meeting earlier this year and his performance there sparked renewed interest in the Kerry camp resulting in his selection as VP candidate. So what does Edwards know and when did he know it?

My question is this: if this group is supposed to be meeting in order to promote a globalist agenda because national sovereignty is an antiquated concept with attendees being "movers and shakers" how did Edwards get invited? For that matter, Ralph Reed?
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/08/2004 at 11:43 AM   
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The Poodle and The Breck Girl

By now if you do not know that The Poodle selected The Breck Girl to be his running "mate" then you've been living in a cave.

Could it be that he did this so if the elections do go as he expects he'll have The Breck Girl handy to file a lawsuit? Maybe call in the UN to mediate or pass a resolution?

No matter. Hundreds of articles will be written about The Poodle's choice and hundreds more about The Breck Girl himself.

So here's my $.02's worth.

For most Republicans and Conservatives, this presents us with wonderful targets: You have two HUGELY rich millionaires campaigning and calling themselves the champions of the underprivileged!! That's a bit much. It's a joke really that anyone could ever fall for that. You also have The Poodle with his numerous flip flops on issues, the latest of which was his stance on abortion. He's against it but has never signed any bill along those lines. I read somewhere that if this were the 1860s era and Kerry was running against Lincoln with the discussion being slavery, then Kerry would say that as a Catholic he personally does not believe in it but he has to respect the rights and opinions of Protestants and other Christian voters who favor it.

Sorry, a guy that can't vote his convictions is a piece of shit as far as I am concerned.

Then he goes out on the stump talking about "values." VALUES?!?!?! From this fucktard?

Try some consistency, you asshole! That's something I value. But he can't do it. It is not his nature. He's a new age guy full of nuances. Hey, John! Stick your nuances up your ass!

One last thing: Kerry keeps saying he wants to eliminate Bush's tax cuts to the rich.

He is worth millions, his wife, anywhere between 800 million and a billion. Edwards is worth about 60 million. You think changing this law will affect them? HA!
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/08/2004 at 11:38 AM   
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Daily Dose

Quote Of The Day

"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children."
-- Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)


On This Day In History

July 8, 1853 - Commodore Perry Sails Into Tokyo Bay
Commodore Matthew Calbraith Perry, representing the U.S. government, sails into Tokyo Bay, Japan, with a squadron of four vessels. For a time, Japanese officials refused to speak with Perry, but under threat of attack by the superior American ships they accepted letters from President Millard Fillmore, making the United States the first Western nation to establish relations with Japan since it had been declared closed to foreigners two centuries before. Only the Dutch and the Chinese were allowed to continue trade with Japan after 1639, but this trade was restricted and confined to the island of Dejima at Nagasaki.

After giving Japan time to consider the establishment of external relations, Commodore Perry returned to Tokyo with nine ships in March 1854. On March 31, he signed the Treaty of Kanagawa with the Japanese government, opening the ports of Shimoda and Hakodate to American trade and permitting the establishment of a U.S. consulate in Japan. In April 1860, the first Japanese diplomats to visit a foreign power in over 200 years reached Washington, D.C., and remained in the U.S. capital for several weeks, discussing expansion of trade with the United States. Treaties with other Western powers followed soon after, contributing to the collapse of the shogunate and ultimately the modernization of Japan.




Today's Birthdays

John Davison Rockefeller, American industrialist and philanthropist (1839)
Nelson Aldrich Rockefeller, American Vice President from 1974-1977 (1908)
Kevin Bacon, American actor (1958)


Thanks to The Quotations Page - The History Channel - The Biography Channel.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/08/2004 at 06:39 AM   
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calendar   Wednesday - July 07, 2004

Now You Know

According to "Encyclopedia Of The Middle Ages" by Norman F. Cantor, Viking Publishing, New York, NY 1999, the word "barbarian" originated in ancient Greece ....
The ancient Greeks thought that anyone who did not speak Greek was saying "ba-ba-ba", meaning nonsense. Hence the word barbarian for non-Greek-speaking foreigners -- inferior people, it was thought who live primitively without the benefits of civilization centered on Athens. The Romans, heir to Greek culture, adopted this concept, applying the term to inferior people principally congregated along the Rhine and Danube Rivers.
We would like everyone to take note that twenty-four centuries later, we still think people who spout nonsense are saying "ba-ba-ba". For this reason, we call them "Ba-Ba-Ba-rking Moonbats".

So if you find yourself surrounded by screaming and shouting "Ba-Ba-Ba-rking Moonbats" just look them dead in the eye and say to them, "ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ......". If they still keep babbling nonsense, a #10 club to the side of the head will usually suffice to quiet the bastards.

This has been a public service message from the Ba-Ba-Ba-rking Moonbat Network. As you were.
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Posted by The Skipper   United States  on 07/07/2004 at 11:21 PM   
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Update!  Update!

Remember a few days ago I posted about how some traitorous Dummycrap pieces of shit had written the UN asking them to send observers to monitor our election this year?

Well, the UN turned it down saying the request had to come "from a national government or an electoral authority." I'm sure the verminous traitors were disappointed.

In this update article there is one fantastic quote by a member of GOPUSA.com

"Let me get this straight. A group of Democrats want to bring some people from countries like North Korea, Iran, Syria, China and Cuba – people that have never seen a democratic election in their lifetimes – to sit in judgment on our elections? What kind of voodoo politics is that? The last time a foreign body had any direct influence over the political process of this country, the situation was corrected by a war for our freedom from British rule. Are these so-called Americans so willing to surrender that hard-won right of self-determination now, and to such a shamelessly scandal-ridden group of anti-American dictatorships and terrorist sympathizers? We may as well dissolve the Union now and save ourselves the pain of watching it done for us."


You GO, Joe!!

As for the rats, a slow painful death would be too good for them but I am not in a position to administer it, even as Benevolent Dictator. I can only hope the people in the districts served by these moonbat fucktards kick them out on their asses at the next election.

DAMN IT!! I am still pissed off to think that our own elected officials would so casually turn over our election to a bunch of shitheels at the UN!!

DAMMIT!!! FUCK!! SHIT!!! HATE!!!

(there, I feel better now!)
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/07/2004 at 05:58 PM   
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Stupid is as stupid does

Numbnuts gets pissed off at girlfriend. Uses her email account to send a message to the White House threatening to blow it up and kill the President. Got caught. Got convicted. So far so good.

Bad news? He's a minor so once he's served his time his record will be clear. THAT'S a scary thought. I never did like that aspect of the juvenile law. Some crime records should NEVER be expunged. Underage drinking, small amounts of drugs, breaking some windows, that sort of crap, OK, get rid of it. Sex crimes, robberies, larcenies, rapes, murders, manslaughters, DWI, threatening a President, etc.--NEVER.
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/07/2004 at 01:52 PM   
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Health Crisis?

Is it just a failed memory or does anyone else remember the distortions behind these numbers mentioned by The Poodle (and soon to be echoed by his VP nominee, the Breck Girl.)

Lurch is saying there are 43 million Americans without health insurance. Think about that number---it is about 15% of our population.

I recall reading somewhere that these numbers are fallacious simply because they include:

--- people who are already covered under someone else's insurance

---people who have health plans but choose not to pay the premium because they'd rather spend their money on wide screen TVs and beer

---shitloads of young people who figure that rather than spend money on insurance bet on their own youth and health to keep them relatively safe. Hey, I remember when I was young I hardly EVER got sick. Ran a saw through one of my fingers once but that's about it. Hell, I still hardly ever catch a cold.

So here we go again, more lies and distortions from the party that made lying an art form.

If The Poodle and the Breck Girl get their way, their proposal will set us back a TRILLION dollars. Try to conceptualize a trillion dollars. Laid end to end it's 500 BILLION feet or 94,696,970 miles (farther than from here to the sun!)

Here's another way to look at it. Assuming we have 140 million people working in the US, that would cost EACH and EVERY ONE of us about $715 per year (no excuses, no exemptions, EVERYONE pays!) Are you ready for that? How about this? Are you ready for paying double that because The Poodle proposes tax credits for many people under his plan who he feels can least afford to pay.

Read this article Prepare to get terrified!
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Posted by Ranting Right Wing Howler   United States  on 07/07/2004 at 01:44 PM   
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