Yes, avoid hitting any of God’s creatures on the road and cause MORE ACCIDENTS with human casualties! Real smart.
PETA = PITA!*
* – Pain In The Ass
Hiking 60 miles when the temp is -22, hell I don`t even like going out to get the newspaper when its 40 above zero. Dude lost his fuckin mind. What he couldn`t find a piece of defrosted ass.
Lets see ‘em bute the head off that Halibut!
Bit the head that is.
Bite the head. The “E” key on my kyboard is a littl sticky.
You know me ... been there done that. I’ve
caught several halibut over 8 feet long and
way more than 300 lbs ... you get one of them puppies on a big-ass boat and you still
got trouble. You can’t get close enough to
kill it and it’ll flop for an hour. And when
I say flop ... I mean it can BREAK YOU IN
TWO. They ain’t hardly worth eating when
they get that old either, too wormy and too tough. But, there is a small bone behind
each ‘ear’ in a halibut that is almost
pearl-like material and in a fish that big
they’d be something special. There, you
kiddies have gotten your fish lessons for the month. Cast off the bow line.
321lb Halibut?
No pic?
Did anyone check Snopes.com?
Me neither.
Good thing I can read maps...which is really weird because maps are pictures, but you don’t read pictures…