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The Magic Of Makeup

 
 


Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 02/08/2006 at 09:27 AM   
 
  1. This is the result of the Equine Equivalent of Mad Cow Disease…

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   02/08/2006  at  10:49 AM  

  2. I’m like the husband, Jimbo, in the cartoon ‘Rose is Rose’—I always prefer the “BEFORE” photo.

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/08/2006  at  11:08 AM  

  3. Thanks Skipper and David H. - best laugh I’ve had in quite a while! LOL

    Posted by gkern    United States   02/08/2006  at  12:11 PM  

  4. Same here, Gkern.  LOL

    How much makeup is necessary to turn Fatboy into Lerch?

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   02/08/2006  at  12:14 PM  

  5. Comrades,

    Didn’t you get the bottom two pictures reversed? I thought the tail photo was the “AFTERWARDS” shot.....

    I nearly snorted my coffee through my nose over those… Good ideas.

    Respects,

    Gwedd

    Posted by Gwedd    United States   02/08/2006  at  12:56 PM  

  6. Memo to Skipper: third before pic - need horse’s ass in action; tail up and over and asshole spewing horseshit.  That would be the Swimmer I know and loathe.

    Posted by dick    United States   02/08/2006  at  01:14 PM  

  7. Now your going to have to apologize to all the horse’s asses for comparing them to Big Fat Turd, er, Ted.  Have you no shame?

    Posted by rudebadger    United States   02/08/2006  at  01:34 PM  

  8. I didn’t think the women looked bad in the before photos. Now Teddy, on the other hand...can’t they remove the make up?  He looked much better before!

    Posted by Beccayinn    United States   02/08/2006  at  01:41 PM  

  9. #1 I like the before better. #3 I prefer not to even think about it!

    Posted by Carguy    United States   02/08/2006  at  01:46 PM  

  10. Those last two should be swapped around, after all, we are talking about IMPROVEMENT, aren’t we question that horse’s patootie is waaaay better looking than that leprotic, toadlike, syphlitic, drunken, serial rapist and womanslaughterer, fat teddy.

    http://www.fatboy.cc pigpigpigpigpigpigpigpigpigpigpigpig

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   02/08/2006  at  02:21 PM  

  11. When most women strike what they think is a “sexy pose” for a photo they look like they could 1. be stoned 2. be blind 3. have scoloisis 4. be having an asthma attack.

    Posted by Oink    United States   02/08/2006  at  02:22 PM  

  12. God bless Maybelline.

    Posted by bigwhitehat    United States   02/08/2006  at  04:56 PM  

  13. that is one thick paddy, allmost a shamrock weed

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   02/08/2006  at  06:39 PM  

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