The Jerry Springer Trophy

 

1. I saw the headline earlier, but I thought, “Why bother? This is BMEWS material, if I ever saw it. I’ll read it there!” I suspected it would be titled “Great Balls o’ Fire” or “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On”. (in honor of another Jerry)

   In Kentucky they’ve introduced a bill to raise the age to 16, but make it mandatory.

   Posted by Oink       02/08/2006  at  09:38 AM  



2. Now, if this was in Arkansas, they could still legally continue to be cousins, after the divorce…

   (and apologies to Jimmy Buffet)

   “Fifteen will get you twenty, but that’s all right,

   Rockin’ and a Rollin on a Little Rock Saturday night...”

   Posted by Rat Patrol       02/08/2006  at  10:42 AM  



3. eeeeewwwwwww!  I can’t get over the eeeeewwwww factor to think of anything witty to say. EEEEEWWWWWWW!

   Posted by Beccayinn       02/08/2006  at  12:10 PM  



4. 14!?, sheeeittt, she look at least 15 to me - R. Kelly.

   Posted by rudebadger       02/08/2006  at  01:36 PM  



5. You watch! Jerry Springer will pay the Kosos a shitload of money after he gets out of jail, and then neither one will have to work for the rest of their lives. Then watch that little teenybopper pop out shitloads of kids too!

   Posted by Macker       02/08/2006  at  10:34 PM  



6. rudebadger: Someone (Kerr?) previously quoted the Iron Rule re: young girls—“Fifteen will get you twenty”.

   If our blood supply wasn’t diverted elsewhere from our brains, we would clearly see the cold exploitation involved.  “Love people—use things” & don’t get the two reversed. Yes, I only have to look into my heart to understand the lure of evil.

   Posted by Oink       02/09/2006  at  11:42 PM  

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