Second Thoughts?
No wonder us simpletons at BMEWS can’t get it right! They have Editors at papers!
IT’S SEVENTY (70) GODDAM VIRGINS IN PARADISE
(sheesh - this is (somehow..) important, you people)
Posted by Oink
11/16/2005 at 07:38 AM
She targeted her husband for TERMINATION, like Arafat’s wife killed him in France.
Hint: Follow the money....
Womens’ Liberation, who needs it.
She says she forgot how to kill herself, I don’t buy that.
Posted by Z Woof
11/16/2005 at 08:06 AM
This merely confirms Islamic men’s attitudes regarding women’s ability to perform complex tasks.
Can’t you hear it now? “...all she had to do was press the damn button. But noooooo, couldn’t even follow simple directions!!!”
Posted by MAJ Mike
11/16/2005 at 08:45 AM
It really does beg the question...what do the “ladies” get if they blow themselves up in the name of Allah? Do the 70 virgins get to do all of her menial chores for her or something?
"Gosh, I’m sorry I’m so dumb about complex tasks, Honey! Why don’t you show me how it detonates?”
Posted by Oink
11/16/2005 at 09:10 AM
Are their women really that fugly?
Of course, Macker. Why do you think they bag ‘em? They dont’ want to destroy Western Civilization, they just want some decent lookin’ p***y for a change.
Seventy or seventy two dildoes? What’s the difference? Same with however many virgins. Would you really want that? I mean, come on, sometimes one can be more than enough, virginal or not.
I’ve also heard that it was raisins not virgins. A mistranslation or miscopying of the text. Boy are they gonna be surprised when they’re handed half a box of Sunmaid raisins and sent straight to hell.
Yeah, that woman was a clock stopper. I suppose the husband was hoping to trade up. Maybe he’ll make some raisin wine.
Doesn’t much matter how many dildos.....If she couldn’t push the button on the bomb,
she probably couldn’t handle a vibrator either whether it was strapped on or not.
Posted by piccalo
11/16/2005 at 05:22 PM
