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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 11/01/2005 at 06:35 AM   
 
  1. Of all the dinghies that sail the sea,
    Davy’s is the only one for me!

    Ever since we met my life has never been a bore
    ‘Cus when he leaves his ship he brings his dinghy to the shore
    And when we meet out on the sand and confidentially,
    His dinghy does more good upon the land than on the sea!

    Of all the dinghies that sail the sea,
    Davy’s is the only one for me!

    Some does climb the riggin’s and some just climbs it slow
    And some guys when they climb the riggin’s holler out “Ye Ho!”
    Some just sail right into port and sail right out again
    But when Davy drops his anchor you can tell the boys from men!

    Of all the dinghies that sail the sea,
    Davy’s is the only one for me!

    Davy really knows the proper way to steer his craft
    There’s one sailor really knows his forecastle from his aft!
    He tells me that a sailors life is really a delight
    For years he’s slept in wave’s he’s said that’s why he rocks all night!

    Ruth Wallis “Davy’s Dinghy” (there’s more-- Google it)

    Posted by Oink    United States   11/01/2005  at  08:19 AM  

  2. Glowball worming has nothing on the immediate effect of running your ship into the coral reef. Where are the French? We need them to sink this one too.

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   11/01/2005  at  08:37 AM  

  3. I don’t think the french could sink even this ship nowdays. Not that they would. So they just go and try to sink themselves.

    Posted by Dac    United States   11/01/2005  at  12:19 PM  

  4. Greenpeace should stay home, mind their own business and stop wasting fuel and polluting the enviornment unnecessarily.

    Posted by piccalo    United States   11/01/2005  at  12:39 PM  

  5. Didn’t the Froggies try to scuttle that garbage scow a few years back, after it “interfered” while protesting some of their nuclear testing on an island in the south pacific?

    Could have been one of Fwance’s few greatest moments in history, and they blew it. Go figure…

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   11/03/2005  at  09:38 AM  

  6. The frogs sank the first Rainbow Warrior in New Zealand. Here’s what appears to be the whole story from Kiwi officials.

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   11/03/2005  at  10:32 AM  

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