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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 05/03/2006 at 06:39 AM   
 
  1. Next time I’m in London I’ll drop by Red Ken’s place and pee on his shoes.

    Posted by rudebadger    United States   05/03/2006  at  06:17 AM  

  2. Interestingly enough, the best way to tan leather (i.e., soften it for use) is to soak it in urine. Tanners have been doing this for ages. “Red Ken” would probably appreciate the soft shoes. BWAH-HAH-HA-HA-HA ....

    LOL

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   05/03/2006  at  06:34 AM  

  3. As we suspected Red Ken has been full of shit all along.... Bulldog why did you vote for this cretin?

    Posted by LyndonB    United Kingdom   05/03/2006  at  08:31 AM  

  4. "If it’s yellow, let it mellow; if it’s brown, flush it down.”

    toilet_monster

    Posted by Jester    United States   05/03/2006  at  10:53 AM  

  5. don’t even go there LB, i hate this fucker with a passion, machinegun

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/03/2006  at  11:29 AM  

  6. some bad news for ken, it took me about 200 flushes ( half of Londons water supply)to get rid of this burka thing my mums next door neigbour had haning on her line, whitch blew in to my mums garden, 1 sq ft, thats the garden not burka, and being the enviromentalist i am, no smoke and all that save the trees ect ect, it had a water death,no water meters at my mums house yet, but they are comming after kens sorted out london transport and the roads had a holiday in cuba ect ect, he also keeps newts as pets, small slimey things a bit like him,

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/03/2006  at  01:01 PM  

  7. ARRRGHH, hanging not haning, like you should do with guys with small veins.

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/03/2006  at  01:26 PM  

  8. red face
    Ok Bulldog, I surrender!
    What in heaven’s name is a bluebottle?
    Is it a fly?
    Skipper darlin’, I love your evil laugh…
    OMG, if I did not flush my toilet for months, my cats would go on strike!

    Posted by Melissa in Texas    United States   05/03/2006  at  10:51 PM  

  9. Yeah it’s a fly apparently
    http://www3.cesa10.k12.wi.us/Ecosystems/wetlands/animals/bluebottle/index.htm

    Posted by Infinity    United States   05/04/2006  at  09:38 AM  

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