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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 05/03/2006 at 07:06 AM   
 
  1. A .45ACP round into the back of the head would be quite effective.  Messy, but effective.  Then we could bill his family for the bullet.

    Posted by MAJ Mike    United States   05/03/2006  at  07:11 AM  

  2. I still say a brick wall and firing squad is a lot cheaper than these sanitary lethal injections they have to do now. 

    If the squad is queasy, make the thing remote control and link it to some kid’s video game.  The kid will never know he just took care of business for the state and had some fun doing it.

    Or we could go back to Old Testament times and put the creep in a cage with some hungry animals.  Let them take care of business and we humans don’t have to push the plunger or pull the trigger, etc.

    Can you tell I have almost no sympathy for someone on death row?  Gee, I wonder why?

    Posted by John C    United States   05/03/2006  at  08:05 AM  

  3. Firing squad works for me. However I’m still laughing at the Monty Python reference . I can picture the guy having an argument as to whether or not he’s dead.

    Posted by LyndonB    United Kingdom   05/03/2006  at  08:29 AM  

  4. “I’m feeling better.”

    “I think I’ll go for a walk.”

    Seriously, though, the penal system should have never let AMA doctors get involved with this (which goes against their Hippocratic Oath, by the way). They should have kept the tried-and-true gallows. Cheap, quick, clean. Gunslinger approved.

    cowboy

    Posted by Jester    United States   05/03/2006  at  10:49 AM  

  5. Bring back haning,see ken livingstone post rolleyes

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/03/2006  at  01:32 PM  

  6. Why don’t they just fly Kevorkian to whereever the next Lethal Injection is to be performed, have them do a batch of 10 or so executions each time.. he’s already in the penal system’s custody and the Hippocratic oath doesn’t seem to matter to him much anyway..

    Posted by Infinity    United States   05/03/2006  at  07:28 PM  

  7. A tall tree and a short rope. Some assembly required.  Works every time. skull

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   05/04/2006  at  10:23 AM  

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