Important Warning

 

1. Uh oh. *fearfully looks at her avatar..*

   Posted by Severa       01/28/2006  at  03:43 PM  



2. Oink has never looked more “swayve & de-boner”, ‘cept when he was in Dress Blues & shower shoes ........................... 
   Hugs to ya, Oink!  I’ll have a warm Bud for ya! 
   Semper Fi’

   Posted by Diamond Mair       01/28/2006  at  04:44 PM  



3. Is THAT why he suddenly started appearing over at my blog?

   Posted by Macker       01/28/2006  at  05:35 PM  



4. Sophisticated sportsman, clubsman, bon vivant, raconteur, epicure, sommelier ... swine…

   Posted by Oink       01/28/2006  at  05:52 PM  



5. Should I be glad I don’t comment much.

   Posted by Tyler       01/28/2006  at  07:13 PM  



6. Kind of a “Werewolves of London” look, only pigger.  BTW, for some reason I actually LIKE my avatar, thanks!

   Posted by Radar       01/28/2006  at  07:43 PM  



7. um.. cool. where’d you find that one, skipper?

   Posted by Draven       01/28/2006  at  08:08 PM  



8. “Hot, Wet, Willing & Furry ” dot com

   Posted by Oink       01/28/2006  at  08:14 PM  



9. Oh no.......that can’t be an avatar for our beloved Oink - too “werewolf” looking & Oink is definitely not a werewolf!!!!!!!!!

   Posted by Dottie       01/28/2006  at  09:00 PM  



10. Uhh Ohh LOL

    Posted by Infinity       01/28/2006  at  09:06 PM  



11. Tyler: My parents taught me, “It is better to be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt.”

    I never listened to my parents.

    Posted by Oink       01/28/2006  at  09:38 PM  



12. Hee-hee-heee .... I had fun! I’m glad you all like the avatars. It was all in fun. BTW, you can change your avatar at any time by clicking on “Your Account” in the upper right sidebar under “Member Information”. Then on “Your Control Panel”, select “Edit Avatar”. You can select from any of the two dozen avatars in our library or upload one of your own. The only limitation is it has be 64 x 64 pixels in size. Create your own with Paint or any graphic program. Grab a picture you like and re-size it to 64x64 or just make up something ... interesting.

    BMEWS doesn’t require anyone to have an avatar but it does make the comments look interesting and allows you to make a personal “statement” about yourself.

    Now Oink is another matter entirely ....

    

    Posted by The Skipper       01/29/2006  at  12:46 AM  



13. It’s just little, sweet, innocent me checking in from St.L-for the next few hours anyway.By this eve well be back in the Peoples Republic.
    .I like Oink’s new “Porcine Gentleman”.

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/29/2006  at  06:59 AM  



14. DAMN! I was hoping I’d have been -well ANNOYING enough to get rid of the sight of my mother’s face staring back at me.
    Sooo...where MY new avatar, HUH!!!
    I’m like Cindy Lauper-you know I’m ‘So Unusual’.
    I’m special too!
    Won’t give me a befiting avatar.*whiiine*
    Next yer gonna’ tell me that you long for Helen Thomas and Barbra Streisand and have become an UBER Cards fan.
    *Stomps foot and pouts*
    Runs like hell.
    heheheheh.

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       01/29/2006  at  07:09 AM  



15. Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble,
    When you’re perfect in every way,
    I can’t wait to look in the mirror,
    I get better lookin’ each day!

    Thank you Twerp, dear. Altho technically it’s “Porcine Person”. We have become our parents.

    A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR FEARLESS LEADER, TIRELESSLY SCOURING SITES OTHERS WOULDN’T TOUCH WITH LATEX GLOVES, SEEKING OUT NEW AVATARS & NEW CIVILIZATIONS! YEAH RAH SKIPPER!

    Posted by Oink       01/29/2006  at  09:18 AM  



16. Hard to pick 1 that fits this infinite set of personalities I have.. but since I can’t use my constantly rotating avatar anymore I guess it’s time to change as well LOL

    Posted by Infinity       01/29/2006  at  01:13 PM  



17. I’m having trouble changing my avatar.

    Posted by lisar915       01/29/2006  at  01:58 PM  



18. Lisa: try unzipping it and pulling it down over your feet before slipping the new one one. We won’t look. Promise.

    

    Posted by The Skipper       01/29/2006  at  02:21 PM  



19. What do you mean unzip it?  It’s not a zip file.  Anway, it looks like it finally worked.

    Posted by lisar915       01/29/2006  at  02:29 PM  



20. Never mind, Lisa. I don’t explain the jokes, I just tells ‘em.

    And I didn’t look. Really.

    (NICE LEGS!)

    

    Posted by The Skipper       01/29/2006  at  02:48 PM  



21. Thank you. Thank you very much, OCM. I couldn’t have done it without the help of my beautiful assistant. Let’s have a big round of applause for the Lovely Lisa!

         

    Posted by The Skipper       01/29/2006  at  02:58 PM  



22. Lisa: In spite of all the wise- es on this blog, trying to be funny, your have the best sense of humor in all of BMEWS.  Don’t ever change—we love you just as you are.  Don’t change your Avatar, either.

    Posted by Oink       01/29/2006  at  05:56 PM  



23. Aw thanks Oink.

    Posted by lisar915       01/29/2006  at  07:38 PM  



24. OCM, once when I had taken this mild preparation, in order to sleep, I had this Dream (or was it a Vision?—this is real Old Testament stuff!) back in 1986, wherein The Lord appeared unto me saying,

    “GO FORTH OINK, AND ENLIGHTEN THE IGNORANT MASSES!”

    Then He handed me a parchment scroll, but I could not read it because it was stained with cat urine and feces.  I was awakened at that moment by my cat, Porlock ....

    I have never been able to revive within me that symphony and song ..

    Posted by Oink       01/30/2006  at  10:02 AM  



25. To answer OCM’s question.

    No. I wasn’t alive 20 years ago.

    Posted by Tyler       01/30/2006  at  04:49 PM  

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