DOH!

 

1. Sadly you are correct.

   I’ve just started to re-read “Decision in Philadelphia: The Constitutional Convention of 1787” by Christopher Collier and James Lincoln Collier and it’s an effing GREAT book!  I wish we could print billions of copies and airdrop them all over the country for these fools to read. 

   Unfortunately, most of these goofs are already braindead from attending public schools and decades of fine television entertainment beamed into their heads. 

   Damn, book me on the next flight to Mars and next time we’ll do this thing right!

   Posted by rudebadger       03/01/2006  at  07:37 AM  



2. In fairness to idiots who think that everything we have in the USA is provided by The Freedom Fairy (among them 99% of Liberals) the 1st Amendment hasn’t been on TV for the past ... what? ...50 years? like The Simpsons.

   One in a thousand? I bet that more than one in 1000 are lawyers!

   Posted by Oink       03/01/2006  at  08:43 AM  



3. THE 7-11 STORE CLERK?
   THE TV ANNOUNCER?
   THE PREACHER?

   Posted by The Skipper       03/01/2006  at  11:13 AM  



4. THE FURBALL IN COLORADO?

   

   Posted by The Skipper       03/01/2006  at  11:14 AM  



5. Bart’s favorite cartoon show?

   ITCHY AND SCRATCHY!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       03/01/2006  at  12:31 PM  



6. wot freedom fairy? the simpsons need to move on, madge stoned to death, bart as a suicide bomber,lisa raped, baby shredded,homa counting cash and claming asylum in the UK, now that’s an Iranian simpsons,

   Posted by bulldog       03/01/2006  at  12:34 PM  



7. you yanks should pay your tax, what is the first amendment? i love the bbc i have to,and i pay for it, is that, tounge in cheek enough ocm?

   Posted by bulldog       03/01/2006  at  12:44 PM  



8. Ah, yes, the wonderful Beeb. Foundation of The Empire  

   Posted by Rat Patrol       03/01/2006  at  01:08 PM  



9. (to the tune of “The Flinstones")

   Simpson, Homer Simpson
   He’s page right outa history,
   Drivin’ round in Springfield,
   He’s about to hit a chestnut tree…

   D’ Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

   Posted by Rat Patrol       03/01/2006  at  01:11 PM  



10. Looks like I need to go read my Bill of Rights again. Totally forgot about the whole redress of grievences thing.

    OTHER SIMPSON CHARACTERS ARE?

    HOMER’S BOSS?
    THE BOSS’ GAY ASSISTANT?
    THE CHIEF OF POLICE?
    THE BAR OWNER?
    THE NEIGHBOR?
    THE 3 DRUNKS?
    THE PIG IN INDIANA?

    THE 7-11 STORE CLERK?
    THE TV ANNOUNCER?
    THE PREACHER?

    -C. Montgomery Burns
    -Weyland Smithers
    -Chief Wiggum
    -Moe Syzlak
    -Ned Flanders
    -Barney, Lenny, Karl
    -?Oink?
    -Apu Nahasapemapetelan
    -Kent Brockman
    -Reverend Lovejoy

    Posted by Dac       03/01/2006  at  01:17 PM  



11. Dac: For some reason I have the urge to give you Grandfatherly Advice

    

    Posted by Oink       03/01/2006  at  01:39 PM  



12. 

    DAC wins the Bill Of Simpsons Rights Trophy

     

    Posted by The Skipper       03/01/2006  at  01:53 PM  



13. small print:  ...must be 18 to enter or win....

    Posted by Oink       03/01/2006  at  02:58 PM  



14. Rumor has it the girl’s mother was Betty Rubble.

    

    Posted by The Skipper       03/01/2006  at  03:46 PM  



15. Shhh! That was back at Bedrock High, in her Sophmore year.  Those records are sealed.

    Posted by Oink       03/01/2006  at  04:48 PM  



16. What is this all about?  I don’t watch the Simpson’s, don’t watch asny of the reality shows............One of my fellow ER Nurses (a male RN) said to me a couple of days ago “I bet you don’t watch too much TV - You are too active”...........Yup, he’s right ........I did tell him that I spend too much time on the computer blogging............reality TV? Get a life!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by Dottie       03/01/2006  at  08:06 PM  



17. Kee-Rect, Dottie! See #13

    Posted by Oink       03/01/2006  at  08:12 PM  



18. Meh, I don’t watch that much TV anymore, and by far most of it is after you old farts go to bed. All Simpsons knowledge comes from years ago - The Simpsons stopped being worth watching years ago. Even the recent Sideshow Bob (my favorite character, and he used to be my avatar) episode was quite lame. When it stopped being the Bart Show and went to being the Homer Show, it spiraled down the toilet quite quickly.

    Family Guy does (or did?) what The Simpsons does much better, and American Dad is even better still (as long as we are staying with FOX, which is the only network with anything like that). The best is what is playing on Adult Swim - Cartoon Network after 2300, when all the kiddies and geezers are asleep. Most of it is good, much better than the Simpsons. Some of it is 5- dreck, though, just like everything.

    Posted by Dac       03/02/2006  at  03:34 AM  



19. Los Simpsons are getting tres passe’ (that’s pseudo-frog-latin for Old Hat) what’s hot stuff (and also in the same alleged state as OCM) is ”South Park”.  :rulez:

    

    Posted by Rat Patrol       03/02/2006  at  08:15 AM  



20. First IT is hot, then only fit for The Masses, then passe, then dreadful, finally looked back on as a wonderful part of The Golden Age.

    Posted by Oink       03/02/2006  at  09:05 AM  



21. What is sad is that South Park is probably the smartest comedy on right now, since Arrested Development is canceled, and Venture Bros. is only in production. (Venture Bros. has one season, but then it went out of production for a while and is only coming back in June.) Isn’t sad that SP is smart, but sad that there is not much better than soulless gingers, daywalkers and virgin Mary statues bleeding out their vaginas (NOT a miracle, since “chicks bleed out of their vaginas all the time.").

    Posted by Dac       03/02/2006  at  04:03 PM  



22. Pluck Your Magic Twanger Froggie!

    Johnny Jupiter!

    I barely recall B&C—do not believe our one Channel, Channel 6, carried it.

    Posted by Oink       03/02/2006  at  06:13 PM  

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