Daily Darwin Award
His profound ignorance outweighs my limited sympathy.
Posted by piccalo
11/02/2005 at 01:45 PM
yea, typical Brit name that! Kostydin Yankov, a lot of so called cleaver yanks go there to
Bulldog
http://www.ox.ac.uk/ spot the Brit, he must be on his way to get a tube or bus,dammed terrorist, probably a yank,they don’t know that there is no underground in oxford,back pack = terrorist, please leave the “best brightest Brit” bullshit out, we have more things going on to worry about than some stupid ass hole killing him/her self from a catapult {yankov USA}thanks old chap,no Daily Darwin this time a.
Bulldog
Bulldog! I say ol’ boy. We’re all friends here. Oxford has always been pitched to us “yanks” as the school for the creme de la creme. This young man was merely attempting to explore new ground in geometric analysis of the space-time continuum, i.e., “will I hit the net or will I splatter my shit all over the ground?” type of research.
If you chaps would get rid of the Liberals in your government and run every sand-monkey “political refugee” back from whence they came, you could rule the world again. Then again, if we could get rid of the Liberals in our government and run every MESS-can back to their own country, we could continue to rule the world in peace and quiet.
Cheer up! It could be worse! Camilla could yet become Queen.
camilla queen? your right old chap, i thought you colonial types preferd Cambridge,prince Charles hasent done nothing to young boys yet, unlike your prince, Michael jackson,my point was they are not British, charles all so likes to speak to plants, maybe he should go to oldcatmans house and have a chat with his plants maaaann, di is ok imean camilla,we don’t rule the world anymore? yes we do,
cheer up! it could be worse! kerry could yet become president
and that would be bad.
Bulldog
Touche, Bulldog! Ya got me on that last one. Ouch!
Bulldog: In honor of you fighting spirit and since you haven’t chosen an avatar yet, I decided to give you e temporary one for now. I tried to pick one that epitomized Englishmen and bulldogs. I hope you approve.
my country is in a lot of shit, its nothing to do with france germany or the rest of them in Europe, its my own politicians selling us up the road, our education is crap,police who do fuck all, we are so P/C, i could go on for ever, they are now sending that piece of shit that blew him self up in London back to Pakistan
in lots of very small coffins, so he, “MAN OF MANY BITS”
can be a fucking hero to all the shits back in the stone age, MAN OF MANY BITS says go to England get money, get car, get house, then be a compleat ass hole and kill all the people that are paying for this, but before you do this make sure you get some stupid white girl pre gent, fuck it you ain’t paying for this they are, PS get you parents to send you back DHL its cheaper,just my moonbat warning to the world,
which we rule
Bulldog
shit wrong flag
thanks skipper, i would like to keep that, thanks,
Bulldog
Skipper I think I read somewhere that the student was actually a Bulgarian! OCM you cracked me up (again) with the image of the cow hurtling through the air. Run away! Run away!
Stupid ass student..........now he’s dead........and dead is dead! Looks like a Russian name to me...........
Posted by Dottie
11/02/2005 at 07:54 PM
Sorry Dottie but the BBC (and they’re never wrong!) says he was Bulgarian. You’re right though. He is most definitely dead. The Oxford Dangerous Sports Club seems to be able to provide at least on Darwin Award per year.
Bulldog I don’t want to split hairs with you either, but the link you provided was to University of Oxford which used to be called Oxford Polytechnic until Blair decided everyone and their brother should have a degree. The clown that got killed was at Oxford University which is a lot more upmarket. For our American audience it ‘s a bit like comparing Ivy League like Harvard or Yale to a State college (not that I am denigrating the State Colleges I hasten to add!) However I do agree with you about the student profile.
OCM and LBJ, you guys have got me cracking up. Sorry, but I can’t help it: http://arago4.tn.utwente.nl/stonedead/movies/holy-grail/main.html Enjoy!
Hmmm, I wonder if this genius had watched “Robin Hood, Men in Tights” one too many times… Maybe he was hoping to emulate the Sheriff of Rottingham, to fall into the arms of Miss Latrine
Oxford? Just consider this: “Slick Willie” Clinton “matriculated” there, when he wasn’t smoking
, protesting against Viet Nam, and playing hide the salami with any willing 
bimbo that he could flush out of the sewers. Too bad that Willie-boy didn’t try a similar attempt at joining the “anachronists’ space program” and take a ride on the trebuchet. If that fine example of “trailer trash” could get accepted at Oxford, then the standards must be much lower than they were in the Golden Era of the British Empire.
Sounds more like a “Blutarski” stunt more suited to “Animal House"…
Stay tuned, perhaps this event will merit a future episode on “Myth Busters”.
I’d better not show this story to the BOY(tm).
He has this thing for catapults and I don’t want to give my budding tween-age genius any idears.
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
11/03/2005 at 10:44 PM
11/02/2005 at 01:50 PM
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