"Whole Lotta Love” ("give you every millimeter of my love”?)
“No More Mr. Mice Guy”
“Mice Guys Finish Last”
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OCM, “He’s So Swine” (Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang)
Captain! One of your greatest hits dealt with this subject matter. You are getting senile in your old age.
Muskrat Love
by Captain & Tennille
Words and Music: Willis Alan Ramsay
Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doing the town and doing it right
in the evening
It’s pretty pleasingMuskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
do the jitterbug out in Muskrat Land
And they shimmy…
Sam is so skinnyAnd they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love.Nibbling on bacon,
chewing on cheese
Sam says to Suzie,
Honey, would you please
be my Mrs? Suzie says yes with her kissesNow he’s tickling her fancy,
rubbing her toes
muzzle to muzzle now,
anything goes as they wriggle,
Sue starts to giggle
STAN THE MAN! Where you been hiding out at lately? We missed you!
Thanks for reminding me of that old chestnut!
I have been remodelling a rent house in Austin for the last 4 weeks… Too worn out for the internet… Physical labor makes me appreciate why I went into the computer biz.
Q: You know what’s more dangerous than a warthog with AIDS?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
If I was upside down, in my car, on the bottom of a river, slowly sinking into the mud, and Muskrat Love came on the car radio, I’d turn it of before I tried to escape.
ocm, didnt them little barstards eat your wireing and build nests, singing all the time in that jap motor of yours?
Bulldog