Christmas Wrap

 

1. Cool Christmas gift!!  Only problem is that she probably got it in .223 caliber rather than .308 NATO.

   If you can’t afford a multi-thousand dollar semi-automatic rifle, mmunition in military calibers is always a welcome gift.

   Failing that, a case or two of Sam Adams beer is almost as good.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       12/09/2005  at  09:43 AM  



2. OCM needs weed

   I’m surprised OCM isn’t here yet saying Guns Kill People and Spoons Make People Fat.

   Colorado people are always goofy.

   -----------Jeff Foxworthy on Colorado: “YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN COLORADO
   WHEN....”

   1. You switch from “Heat” to “A/C” in one day.

   2. You know what the “Peoples Republic of Boulder” means.

   3. Your sense of direction is; towards the mountains and away from the
   mountains.

   4. You’re a meat eating vegetarian.

   5. The bike on your car is worth more than your car.

   6. You’re able to drive 65 miles per hour through 13 feet of snow during
   a raging blizzard without even flinching.

   7. You take your out of town guests to Casa Bonita even though you would
   never go there otherwise.

   8. You think the major food groups are granola bars, tofu and Fat Tire
   Beer.

   9. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

   10. You think that sexy lingerie is tube sox and flannel PJs.

   11. You know all 4 seasons “almost winter, winter, still winter and
   construction.

   12

   Colorado has only one Pro Football team, kinda, Florida has 3.

   Posted by Z Woof       12/09/2005  at  10:18 AM  



3. Damn! Where can I find me a redhead like that?! 

   Posted by Jester       12/09/2005  at  10:46 AM  



4. Not as easy as everyone thinks.  Besides full-automatic fire is wasteful of ammunition and, therefore, expensive and unneccessary.

   Also, its a big-time Federal felony.  Janet Reno burned children at Waco because the Feds thought illegal weapons-altering was taking place.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       12/09/2005  at  12:53 PM  



5. Damn! Ain’t these ladies gettin’ some by now? 

   Posted by Macker       12/09/2005  at  02:01 PM  

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