More Airline Stupidity

 

1. Funny to read about, not funny to be trapped with a drunken dipshit on a 3 hour flight.  I don’t mean dangerous, just obnoxious.  There should be a garbage disposal chute you could shove them down when you’re flying over water.

   Posted by Oink       12/08/2005  at  10:04 PM  



2. I’ll second that, Oink.

   Posted by shinjinrui       12/09/2005  at  01:50 AM  



3. Please don’t throw me in that Briar Patch....Please

   Posted by bat crusher       12/09/2005  at  04:44 AM  



4. Public Intoxication, that’s enough on their record.

   Giving Head to avoid a Public Intoxication charge is cheezy

   Being an Oakland Raider cheerleader is cheezy too

   If I have my choice to set by a drunk Janet Reno or these 2 drunken bozos; I choose these 2 bozos

   Posted by Z Woof       12/09/2005  at  06:47 AM  



5. Gosh, I live in San Antonio and this is the first I’ve heard about this incident.

   Drunken Bimbos gone wild, huh?  They think they’re VIP’s because they take their clothes off for a camera?  The act is amusing, but hardly worthy of major recognition.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       12/09/2005  at  09:51 AM  



6. Boy Howdy! I really gotta fly more often

   Posted by Jester       12/09/2005  at  10:49 AM  



7. OCM, I know about you and the Raiders, geeez.

   My favorite coach was the Raiders coach too.

   Pro Career: Gruden was named the seventh head coach in Buccaneers history on Feb. 18, 2002, when he signed a five-year contract.

   Gruden, the NFL’s youngest head coach (42), led Tampa Bay to its first Super Bowl title in his first season as head coach in 2002. Gruden set two NFL records—he became the youngest head coach in to win a Super Bowl, and was the first veteran head coach to lead his team to the Super Bowl in his first season with a new team.

   Prior to joining the Buccaneers, Gruden guided the Oakland Raiders to division titles in each of his final two seasons. He steered the Raiders to a 40-28 mark in four seasons (1998-2001), with postseason appearances in 2000 and 2001. Under Gruden, the Raiders advanced to the AFC title game in 2000 and in 2001 lost a divisional playoff game to eventual Super Bowl champion New England.

   Gruden is a BrainWasher, I like that.

   Posted by Z Woof       12/09/2005  at  11:18 AM  



8. Mike: You call being on BMEWS “major recognition” ?

   Posted by Oink       12/09/2005  at  11:50 AM  



9. Hell yes!!  Isn’t BMEWS the galactic center of intellectual interchange?

   Posted by MAJ Mike       12/09/2005  at  12:55 PM  



10. Of course BMEWS is the center of intergalactic intellectuals. Only the best and brightest minds come here. This is home away from home for all truly sophisticated, intelligent life-forms. The cultural center of everything!

    (Disclaimer: certain ‘s are allowed to roam free here in order to keep the MOOS-lims out ... and for comic relief.)

    

    Posted by The Skipper       12/09/2005  at  01:20 PM  



11. Again, it’s a heavy burden to be right so often.

    Posted by MAJ Mike       12/09/2005  at  01:34 PM  



12. 1. The galactic center is a supermassive black hole.

    2. 

    NYAH NYAH NYAH! 

    Posted by Oink       12/09/2005  at  02:15 PM  



13. MAJ Mike: Of course you realize the comment #13 above is a perfect example of the “comic relief” feature I previously espoused. Case closed.

    SOOOOOO-WEEE! SOOOOOO-WEEE! Here PIG-PIG-PIG-PIG!

    Pork chops fer supper tonight! Yum-yum!

    

    Posted by The Skipper       12/09/2005  at  02:23 PM  



14. Sigh!!!  Once again “...pearls before swine.”

    It’s 4:20, the classroom’s empty, the parking lot is clear, it’s adult beverage time!

    Posted by MAJ Mike       12/09/2005  at  05:23 PM  



15. Yep, but this time I’m not the (only) Swine.

    Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
    Living piggy lives
    You can see them out for dinner
    With their piggy wives
    Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon. --George Harrison

    Posted by Oink       12/09/2005  at  07:29 PM  

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