Boobie Science
No...here’s the best quote from the article: “In some cases, breasts can slap against the chest with enough force to break the clavicle”
Jesus Christ!
ER Doc: Sir, how did you happen to break your jaw?
Patient: Well doc, I came up behind my wife when she got outta the shower and gave her a little pinch on the butt. She spun around and the last thing I saw was a nipple headed straight for my face. Next thing I know, I’m waking up here....
If bra sizes have been ‘expanding’ for the last 15 years why has mine been stuck-except for 9 months in 93-94-at a $%^*&^% 34B?!
Will someone please explain this to me!
*pout. whiiiine*Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
11/05/2005 at 02:52 PM
Gain 50lbs and watch what happens. Or do as my fiance did...go silicone.
I’m only 5.2 so I s’pose I’m in proportion....and there’s always adding ‘quilting’.
*cue ‘It’s Raining on Prom night’.*Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
11/05/2005 at 03:03 PM
BARB: NOW HEAR THIS!
/* sends Mike to the store for milk before whispering */
You got a perfectly shaped body, a great set of legs and a beautiful smiling face! What more do you want?
/* runs out before Mike gets back */
Start at the middle. A nice butt and good legs are most important. Then face - long, thick, dark hair, very large almond-shaped dark eyes, cat-like cheek and jaw line, cheshire cat smile, decent chest (b or c cup) reasonably firm. Longevity of looks is a must.
Petite but curvy. No shorter than 4’7” or taller than 5’5”.
My spouse is still pretty cute at 44. She’s not perfect but hey I’m as ugly as sin and not particularly a nice guy so I’m very Blessed to have her.
Two Turkeys?! I think the researchers were a little too excited; which I can’t exactly blame them for. Personally I’ve… um, been around… my share of D’s and DD’s, and they’re more like two chickens than turkeys. But at the same time, they sure tasted alot better than… well, you all get the idea
Hey, Thanksgiving is on the way, right?
For me dark hair/eyes and glasses are a MUST! both my ex and my husband wear glasses.
I’d rather a little chubby to too thin, stong arms. My ex is almost 6ft, my husband is 5.4-in any given direction. I’m glad I don’t need a step ladder to kiss him good mornin’
My ex husband’s cute-gonna have to beat the girls off of our son with a stick onces the braces come off-my husband’s a bit frumpy but he has a terrific smile and his thick chicago accent(dees, does, der,eeder)drives me crazy.
Not that that matters-since he’s a conservative former Marine who loves history
It’s tough being my husband’s trophy wife-but someones gotta do it.*sneaky grin*Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
11/05/2005 at 05:09 PM
Btw-I intend to grow old graceful-I’m already getting a few gray hairs(okay-1).
I only dated one guy who wanted the made-up mini skirted ‘Barbie Doll’ thing.
I wear my hair short, don’t wear dresses as a rule, wear minimal jewelry, little make up, and I like my glasses.
Both my Mikes-my ex is a Mike too-prefer/ed it when I kept/keep it ‘real’.Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
11/05/2005 at 05:15 PM
I don’t believe what that article says about women’s breasts growing larger over the years. Not for a minute. I don’t see anything of the sort in Manhattan. And another thing. If women’s chests are growing larger, then why are all the evening dresses I see nothing but negligees made for flat chested women? Why is there almost nothing with sleeves? What say you all?
Lisar, the answer to your question is this: The aging gay men who dominate the modern fashion & clothing industries aren’t interested in making women look like women. Women aren’t beautiful to them. What IS beautiful to them is the average young boy. Hence, these Good Old “Boys” in charge prefer to make women look like young boys, and have been forcing this view on all of us in the masses since the early 70’s. Hence the anorexia-thinness, stick-figure models we all have to endure, i.e. Twiggy, Kate Moss, etc.
I have to laugh at all the comments - enjoying them all
Barb - enjoy your “size”........When I was married many, many years ago, I was a AA (yes, double A).............After many years of marriage, 2 babies, a divorce & a relationship with a wonderful man, I grew to a “B”.............however, now at my age, they are now “going south”............My S.O. goes into gales of laughter when I say I can hold up my boobs when I raise my arms up - otherwise they are “going south” - he loves that comment & apparently still loves me anyway.......There’s more to life than boobs.........
Posted by Dottie
11/05/2005 at 09:29 PM
I don’t want to stick my oar in here just yet but I do want to keep track of the thread so I’ll post to get the emails.
Oh, what the hey...More than a mouthful/handful is wasted anyway. There, I’ve stuck my oar in after all.
To hell with the gay fashion designers and their tendency to force little boy shapes on grown women.
I am in shape, within acceptable weight range and have a “D” rack and I’m PROUD of it. I make no apologies for them. Yeah, after 3 pregnancies and being really fat, they’ve gone south alright, but that is what a good fitting bra is for...correction. Not plastic surgery. There is something quite unnatural about a woman whose boobs remain upright and don’t drift off to the side when she is on her back. If “feminism” has taught me anything, it is to be proud of the body I have and not succumb to the stereotype of the ideal. That being said, though, I would not be opposed to some minor surgical intervention if I feel the need for a “lift” (but no silicone, please, just realign nipples so they aren’t pointing to the floor...heh)
True sexiness is from being self confident, an intelligent listener plus a dash of sense of humor.
Posted by CharmingBarracuda
11/06/2005 at 09:49 AM
Heh,,,sick, OCM, sick...lol
Hey, no one has broached the subject of another phenomenon...Man boobs. What say the researchers on that one?!?
Posted by CharmingBarracuda
11/06/2005 at 10:04 AM
Nobody has any interest in man boobs, CB. If you wanna see a pair I’m available… Usual rules though. I’ll show you mine if....
As far as man boobs are concerned, it all depends on how physically fit the man is........My S.O. is so physically fit I adore his entire body, boobs & all..........One of the things that can turn a woman (me) off is how “hairy” a man is..........My S.O. has no hair on his body except where it counts.........his chest & back are as smooth as a baby’s bottom.....
Posted by Dottie
11/06/2005 at 09:49 PM
11/05/2005 at 02:49 PM
