your daily ebola: ARMY FUNDS AIRBORNE VACCINE

 

* Ma Kelly - cultural reference: “The Lower East Side. This really sucks.” **

** What, you still don’t have the script to Johnny Dangerously memorized?
My grandmother made me memorize a script once. Once!!

1. OK, that seals it, no more kissing frogs.

   Posted by Rich K       11/02/2014  at  03:03 AM  



2. Why does it take any special training to know that Ebola can be airborne? 

   1. It spreads through contact with bodily fluids.

   2. Saliva is a bodily fluid, as it mucus.

   3. Sneezing sends both airborne.

   4. Therefore, Ebola is airborne, aerosolized, and deadly.

   5. Therefore, The CDC, TSA, and the government in general are lying bastards, and deadly.

   I have zero training in medicine or micro biology, but I’ve been to enough farms to know the smell of BULLSHIT when it drifts by.

   Posted by grayjohn       11/02/2014  at  08:47 AM  



3. FORMERLY: N.J. WEENIE

   NOW: NORTH CAROLINA REBEL!

   BUT, BUT,

   Our Messiah promised it could only be contracted by DIRECT contact with an Ebola victims bodily fluids.

   Masser Obunger wouldn’t lie to his flock, would he?

   Posted by New Jersey Yankee       11/04/2014  at  02:06 PM  



4. Was in the Wright Pat AFB lab today to give my (now, quarterly) blood sample.

   They have their Ebola flyer taped to the front desk - complete with pictures (so to speak) - Map of Africa - to indicate (in blue) exactly where you need to worry about, if you came from Africa.

   The flight (number and airline) of the Ms Vinson - in and out of OH flights.

   And my favorite part - what I know as the ‘pain’ faces - which show the symptoms (descriptions next to) that are ‘worrisome’.

   Sad what passes for medical warnings/information these days - I guess that’s what you get with gov.healthcare.

   Posted by wardmama4       11/04/2014  at  02:16 PM  

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