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1. As Kim jong Emmanuel said: “Never let a crisis go to waste.”
   

   Posted by Rich K       11/01/2014  at  04:45 AM  



2. And yet, the news this AM (ok I’m probably behind) - news was that a Maine judge sided with our activist CDC ‘nurse’ - that a quarantine is unnecessary. 21 days - freakin’ bunch of panty wetting sissy babies.

   For the good of myself, much less my family, not to mention other people - I’d do it. It’s not like being sent to a Turkish prison forever.

   Or even to an Obama speaking event.

   Get real and grow the hell up!

   Posted by wardmama4       11/01/2014  at  09:06 AM  



3. Wouldn’t it be great if our America was like this rendition of America PJ O’Rourke gave us:

   “We’re the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We’re three- quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother’s side. You take your Germany, France, and Spain, roll them all together and it wouldn’t give us room to park our cars. We’re the big boys, Jack, the original, giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap d’Antibes. And we’ve got an American Express card credit limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go. You say our country’s never been invaded? You’re right, little buddy. Because I’d like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who’d have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying ‘Cheerio.’ Hell can’t hold our sock-hops. We walk taller, talk louder, spit further, fuck longer and buy more things than you know the names of. I’d rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than king, queen, and jack of all Europeans. We eat little countries like this for breakfast and shit them out before lunch.”

   Posted by Rich K       11/01/2014  at  09:18 AM  



4. Has anyone asked Obama how it feels to have less common sense than a gimpy, fat, Korean douche?

   Posted by grayjohn       11/02/2014  at  08:34 AM  

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