She should have kicked his ass.
OH, and what a babe. I don’t suppose she has a thing for fat old men with big ... er ... moustaches. [sigh]
A big moustache is a sign of .... Male Menopause. Eat your heart out.
I used to say, “Never hit a woman, ever!” Now I make exceptions for suicide bombers.
uh, OCM .... (OINK tries to clear his throat delicately but fails—he snorts) It’s more than just the ‘stache.