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“Now I ‘m coming to gobble you up,” roared the troll.

Well, come along! I’ve got two spears,
And I’ll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I’ve got besides two curling-stones,
And I’ll crush you to bits, body and bones.

That was what the big billy goat said.

And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again.



Posted by Drew458    United States   on 05/25/2009 at 12:17 PM   
 
  1. Shad planking is like a fish fry with a lot of political BS tossed
    in, more info here....  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shad_Planking

    I have only been to one political fundraiser and would rather
    have my nuts rasped off by a power sander with 80 grit sandpaper
    before I attend another barf

    Posted by drpepper69    United States   05/25/2009  at  10:45 PM  

  2. Damn an I tired. I misread the rant as shad planking not Planking.

    Is my tinfoil hat on too tight, or am I just a dick? dickhead

    Posted by drpepper69    United States   05/25/2009  at  10:54 PM  

  3. I kinda got the message that he was threatening some group of people - however he writes in the text/twitter/teen shorthand - so it is hard. I guess I should not be surprised at all that politicians turn a local tradition into a fundraiser.

    Posted by wardmama4    United States   05/26/2009  at  07:18 AM  

  4. Reminds me of an American we refused entry some years back. He claimed to have a million ounces of gold that he purchased after 9/11 and which the CIA stole from him. I figured we had enough nutbars in Britain already without him adding to the problem.

    Posted by LyndonB    Canada   05/26/2009  at  06:36 PM  

  5. Reminds me of smoking pot and getting these fantastic ideas and philosophical insights and writing them down, then looking at it the next day and well, it looked a lot like that email.

    Posted by grayjohn    United States   05/26/2009  at  08:35 PM  

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