World’s Smallest Record Player
on 06/10/2005 at 10:02 AM
Saddam’s Layers: Didn’t they read the papers for the last twenty five years?
Redistricting: Waaaaah, their gerrymandering is worse than our gerrymandering.
Iraqi Sunnis: Somebody needs to take them by the neck and explain to them in short clear sentences. You are not in charge any more. You’re a minority. You tried to fuck up the elections by not voting. We’re offering you more than you earned. Get a fucking grip and contribute to rebuilding Iraq or STFU. (Subject should be shaken by the neck at critical emphasis points)
EU:
Chiraq. He wants to welch on an agreement while he bashes the Brits and the French freeload (again). Quelle surprise. 
Now that I’ve finished reading the EU article I am driven to wonder how far Chirac has to stick his hand up Schroeder’s ass to make his mouth move.
Chirac is better than Edgar Bergen. You could see Bergen’s mouth move when the dummy spoke.
"Blair tells Chirac to FOAD.”
Given Tony’s more formal, “British” usage of the language, the quote was probably along the lines of, “fornicate and expire.”
Oldcatman;
Channeling Carol Burnett - more like “As The Stomach Turns,” perhaps?
