Whole Lotta Lovin’

 

1. The redhead is a hottie..........not.  It’s hard to believe they were once normal little kids running around playing.

   Posted by dick       04/01/2006  at  10:07 AM  



2. dick: Something to do with entropy, I believe. Or its reverse?

   These woman are why Muslims created burkas.

   They’re welcome to stay underground.

   Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  10:13 AM  



3. Hey, guys - it could be worse. At least that picture isn’t a scratch-n-sniff.

   

   Posted by Jester       04/01/2006  at  11:46 AM  



4. All I can say is . . .

   I will never think I’m fat again.

   Thanks Skipper

   Posted by wardmama4       04/01/2006  at  12:39 PM  



5. i just don’t know what to say

   except…

   I heard that OINK was busy tending to his hog farm but jeeze isn’t this a bit extreme?

   

   Posted by stinkfoot       04/01/2006  at  01:02 PM  



6. HOGS. HOGS! Not this Bay of Pigs!

   Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  02:11 PM  



7. them FRENCH girls are starting to look good now aren’t they..

   NO BOOZE needed either!

   Posted by stinkfoot       04/01/2006  at  02:18 PM  



8. Oink - Entropy, thermo term....hmmm....fat women, ummmm....yeah… always increasing… yeah that’s it! Another mystery solved. Bravo!
   
   OCM - In fact I just had eye surgery and things are still a little blurry, but please note the “not” at the end of the sentence.

   Posted by dick       04/01/2006  at  03:16 PM  



9. Melt them down, and I could drive my SUV to the moon.

   Posted by Yellow Dog       04/01/2006  at  03:41 PM  



10. Melt them down and the entire world would be three inches deep in Crisco.

     

    Posted by The Skipper       04/01/2006  at  04:27 PM  



11. Comrades,

    I’m still trying to clean my eyes.... the images just wont go away. Sweet God in Heaven, Skipper, PLEASE don’t ever do that again wothout a dsclaimer or something.

    I gotta go crack open another bottle of bourbon now. I don’t know whether to drink it or just pour it on my eyes..... Gakkkkk!

    Respects,

    Gwedd

    Posted by Gwedd       04/01/2006  at  04:31 PM  



12. In answer to the “HOW?” question all the guys are asking themselves:
    (WARNING! Those with sensitive stomachs—this would be a good place to stop reading)

    Your roll them in flour until you find the wet spot ...

    Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  04:48 PM  



13. Now I understand John Kerry...this image is unfortuately seared into my memory and it will probably take massive doses of alcohol to remove it.  Unfortuately...I don’t drink, so I guess I’m out of memory loss luck.

    Skipper: You don’t need to do this to use to keep us in line.  Really.

    Posted by John C       04/01/2006  at  04:58 PM  



14. TOUGH! U WUZ WARNED! You probably ignore warning labels on power mowers about not sticking your hands under it when it’s running and not lighting up just before filling the gas tank…

    Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  05:06 PM  



15. If you think this was bad, check out the latest post: “Victoria’s Secrets” on this page.

    I will not be content until I drive the good ship USS BMEWS so deep into the gutter that plate tectonics will eventually create a new ceiling for us here.

    You have been warned!

    APRIL FOOLS!

    

    Posted by The Skipper       04/01/2006  at  05:30 PM  



16. Your roll them in flour until you find the wet spot ...

    I don’t want to know how you know this ...

    were you in the Navy?

    Posted by stinkfoot       04/01/2006  at  05:30 PM  



17. A Department of the Navy—The Men’s Department.

    Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  05:35 PM  



18. Comrades,

    I understand he was discharged from the Navy.. something about his conduct giving buggery a bad name… wait.. was that the Royal Navy then?

    Ahh,, Merry Olde England, where every young man can dream of someday becoming a Queen.....

    Respects to all,

    Gwedd

    Posted by Gwedd       04/01/2006  at  06:10 PM  



19. Gwedd: (You asked for it)

    Q: How did they separate the Men from the Boys in Ancient Greece?

    A: With a crowbar.

    P.S. In the USMC skivvies have a stamp on the back: “EXIT ONLY”

    Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  08:38 PM  



20. I thought there were only three Dixie Chicks…

    Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum       04/02/2006  at  05:49 AM  



21. slap the belly n ride the waves

    Posted by bulldog       04/02/2006  at  03:47 PM  



22. aye chi wah wah!  Is the one grabbing the other’s belly?

    Posted by Beccayinn       04/02/2006  at  11:16 PM  



23. This is more like “Spice Girls” gone bad…      

    Posted by Rat Patrol       04/03/2006  at  07:31 AM  



24. Hi Becca! These pics should cause all of our female BMEWS-ers to feel better about themselves.  So what if I carry an extra pound or two? I’m not that bad!  I’m going to write a book for women: “Gaining 5 Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrasts.”

    Posted by Oink       04/03/2006  at  08:47 AM  



25. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!  My computer just exploded!!! 

    

    Posted by Rat Patrol       04/03/2006  at  09:42 AM  

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