The Official April Fools Day Thread

 

1. The Skipper has decided to replace ‘Day By Day’ with ‘Doonesbury’!

   Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  10:17 AM  



2. Oink is really OCM and OCM is really Oink. They’re in disguise as part of the federal witness protection program. Something to do with Jimmy Hoffa, I’m told. Oink knows where the body is hidden. OCM is hiding it. True.

   Posted by The Skipper       04/01/2006  at  01:07 PM  



3. Anybody want a banana?

    

   Posted by The Skipper       04/01/2006  at  01:08 PM  



4. “Yes! We have no bananas
   We have no bananas today!!
   We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
   And all kinds of fruit and say
   We have an old fashioned toMAHto
   A Long Island poTAHto, but

   Yes! We have no bananas
   We have no bananas today!”
   *****************

   OCM is Jimmy Hoffa

   The Skipper is really Joseph Hazelwood, the former captain of the Exxon Valdez.

   I’m secretly Arnold from Green Acres.

   Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  03:10 PM  



5. Please mail me a banana. I would like one.

   Posted by Yellow Dog       04/01/2006  at  04:43 PM  



6. OK, everyone! Here is your banana! BANANA-NANA-MO-PAN .... 

   http://tattooedbanana.blogspot.com/

   

   Posted by The Skipper       04/01/2006  at  05:22 PM  



7. Contrary to investigation results, I was not drinking when I grounded the Exxon Valdez. I had however just finished eating some really good brownies from some   in Colorado.

   Oil’s well that ends well!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       04/01/2006  at  05:24 PM  



8. I sympathize, Skipper. 
   It must have been a challenge for Cap’n Joe to decide which of the four shorelines to steer between.

   Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  06:33 PM  



9. Happy Birthday to him
   Happy Birthday to him
   Alex still has a year ‘till he becomes a teenager
   Happy Birthday to him.

   Oh-and Skipper: I think the best use for Wrigley field is to bulldoze it and put in federally funded housing for the black, gay ,transgendered wiican homeless.
   Cub fans are pathetic losers. GO CARDINALS!!!

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       04/01/2006  at  06:43 PM  



10. OCM: “Grease”?
    If smokin’ MJ the Cap’n would probably still be in the same location staring at the seagulls.

    Cardinals?!

    Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  06:48 PM  



11. Yesssssss, my precious! They stole it from us. Tear Wiggly Field down! Yankees RULE!

    

    Posted by The Skipper       04/01/2006  at  06:50 PM  



12. And Old Man Wrigley was a cheating scumbag who precipitated the Black Socks Scandal.

    Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  06:53 PM  



13. I Googled “Dead Ahead”. Never heard of it.

    Posted by Oink       04/01/2006  at  07:11 PM  



14. ALT, you finally saw the light!  Now we have to convince the Skipper, maybe Dottie can chime in and help.  THE GOAT RULES!!!

    Posted by gkern       04/02/2006  at  11:44 AM  



15. 

    Yes, we have no Chihuahuas,
    we have no Chihuahuas today.

    We have Alsatians, Dalmatians and
    the results of a flirtation
    ‘tween a half-pint Pekinese and a Toupee,
    but,
    Yes we have no Chihuahuas,
    we have no Chihuahuas today

    (shamelessly lifted from Eric Bogel’s “Little Gomez")

    Posted by Rat Patrol       04/03/2006  at  02:00 PM  

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