What’s It Solution

 

1. Funny,,,,,I guess.
   What else ya got?
   

   Posted by Rich K       01/19/2014  at  10:59 PM  



2. Why did the chicken cross the road… as answered by…

   PAT BUCHANAN:
   To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

   DR. SEUSS:
   Did the chicken cross the road?
   Did he cross it with a toad?
   Yes!
   The chicken crossed the road,
   But why it crossed,
   I’ve not been told!

   ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
   To die. In the rain.

   MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
   I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

   GRANDPA:
   In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

   ARISTOTLE:
   It is in the nature of chickens to cross the road.

   KARL MARX:
   It was a historical inevitability.

   SADDAM HUSSEIN:
   This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

   RONALD REAGAN:
   What chicken?

   CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
   To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

   FOX MULDER:
   You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

   FREUD:
   The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

   BILL GATES:
   I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

   EINSTEIN:
   Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

   BILL CLINTON:
   I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

   LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
   The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down.

   THE BIBLE:
   And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

   COLONEL SANDERS:
   I missed one?

   BARACK OBAMA:
   If the chicken likes it’s road, it can cross it.

   AL GORE:
   I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken
   crossing the road represented the application of these two different
   functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater
   services to the American people.

   RALPH NADER:
   The chicken’s habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by
   unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
   habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels
   of a gas-guzzling SUV.

   BARBARA WALTERS:
   Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken
   tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it suffered a
   serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of
   crossing the road.

   JOHN LENNON:
   Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.

   VOLTAIRE:
   I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death
   its right to do it.

   BILL CLINTON:
   I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
   Could you define chicken please?

   HILLARY CLINTON:
   Was it a KFC commercial that made them do it? They crossed the road. At this point what difference does it make?

   DR. PHIL:
   The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.

   OPRAH:
   Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

   AL SHARPTON:
   Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

   DARWIN:
   Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

   RALPH WALDO EMERSON:
   The chicken did not cross the road. It transcended it.

   JERRY SEINFELD:
   Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, “What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway? What is wrong with that chicken?

   THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY:
   To any untrained eye, it was just a road, but the chicken, being highly superior to Earth’s dominent species, was looking into a portal that would be his ascending moment into a far greater world.

   The real answer:
   To prove to the possum that could actually be done.

   Posted by JimS       01/20/2014  at  11:18 AM  

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