We Live In The Theater Of The Absurd
BULLETIN
Terrorists have seized an airplane full of attorneys. These terrorists are ruthless and, unless their demands are met, they threaten to release one lawyer per hour.
Posted by Oink
02/19/2005 at 08:46 AM
Twisted German Neuroscientist (sausage maker), Manfred Spitzer’s book “Beware of TV Screen” is pathetic. Manfred says, “Children watch TV then later they smell and taste things differently because their senses are warped, and, as adults, go on to buy unhealthy foods, similar to those they have seen advertised on television.”
I buy a lot of advertising and the last thing we need to do is start rumors that it actually produces results. Otherwise people will start thinking that my advertising was for some reason other than making money and getting every dollar I can get my hands on, in a free and open market.
Now I understand that I am actually warping peoples minds and messin’ with their ability to smell.
Dr. Miguel Faria, NuroSurgeon (There is a difference), says the problem is an ”Overdose of Socialism.”
German NuroSientist or American NuroSurgeon, who do you trust?
I used to advertise - A storm is coming, reform is coming and the BEST tax cut is no taxes and one of my favorites is “Trickle Down, saved by citizens in Tax Free HSAs is right.
Tax Free HSAs and PSAs (Saving of Social Security) is the conclusion, or the beginning, of Reaganomics.
Posted by Z Woof
02/19/2005 at 10:18 AM
Story by story:
(a): I suspect that Bono will get the Nobel Peace Prize. Any who could consider Bono in the first place must believe that Bono is acting on their behalf--in which case they will have their reasons.
(b): I have heard tales of cigarettes blowing back into car rear seats through open rear windows since I was a kid. Seems the problem hardly existed when cars had “wind wing” windows (remember those?). Some fires were started that way, by the stories I heard, but they did not blaze right up, as if the butt had been thrown into a tin of gasoline. There is indeed more here than meets the eye.
As for littering, how can a city full of trash even care about litter?
(c): Pauvre homme!
(d): Sounds like a donk plot to synthesize new loyalists. No surprise if it is. They will try anything these days.
(e): The penguins will likely learn sooner than their apologists that two dead ends don’t make a road.
(f): Pretty soon they’ll be blaming 20,000 deaths on the time people spend in front of computers--if they aren’t already doing it.
Wonder what they will say about “horizons.”
(g): Wonder if they had each other for dessert? And wonder how long it will take to sanitize the place?
(h): Pity the job was only half done.
(i): This news story sounds like something we would have read in Nero’s Rome. “He could not confirm reports the man had a history of mental illness and had joined a Christian cult,” indeed! Good Deaniac material this.
Take over.
I don’t know about you guys, but to me, one redeeming value Bono has is, he DID call the Left on their undending criticisms of Bush. He basically told them “at least President Bush has put up more $ for AIDS than anyone else!”
As far as the Nobel Peace Prize goes, hey, Bob Geldof was nominated too 20 years ago!
President Bush should get the Nobel Peace Prize this year.
I understand when Bush didn’t get it when we cleaned house on the Talaban because of all the media coverage. And when US Forces swept through Iraq, like a hot knife through butter, I can understand W. not getting it then either.
But President Bush has not invaded a country for a long time now and that’s got to mean something to those EU Socialist prize givers. Nobody is perfect every year.
You can’t blame an American President when he has to put a boot in the ass of Sheik Yerbouti once in a while.
I hope President Bush stands in those German’s Boondisgarden next week, with that big eagle behind him, and straighten out those sausage makers once and for all.
Posted by Z Woof
02/19/2005 at 11:29 AM
Speaking of the absurd, try this one:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/ALLPOLITICS/02/18/dean.perle.ap/index.html
PORTLAND, Oregon (AP)—Howard Dean, the newly minted leader of the Democratic Party, and former Pentagon adviser Richard Perle made clear their opposing views on the war in Iraq during a debate marred by a protester who tossed a shoe at Perle.
Perle had just started his comments Thursday when a protester threw a shoe at him before being dragged away, screaming, “Liar! Liar!”
Sounds like we have a baby Khruschchev on our hands here. Somebody should have taken the little SOB and put a boot so far up his ass that an E.N.T. specialist would have had to get it out.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I love U2, don’tget me wrong, but to give him a nod for the Nobel prize is just insane.
San Fransico and Boobs seems far fetched in my opinion. Weenies, penis, dong, schlong,fudge packer, yes. Boobs only when referring to the intelligence of those who live in SF.
Posted by Alan S.
02/20/2005 at 03:24 AM
