Saturday Chuckles

 

1. Not that a Morman could hear it.

   Northern Elitists suggest that the tremendous amount of indreedin’ in the Southern Red states has produced genetically flawed individual voters.  We now know imbreeding deletes hearing functions like in Utah where Morman’s flourish.  In Salt Lake City the walk lights have little coocoos on them to tell the high percentage of blind people it’s now safe to cross.

   Posted by Z Woof       02/19/2005  at  02:54 PM  



2.  

   If you chase skirts like you write puns, then you’d better wear rocket boosters on your shoes. 

   Posted by Tannenberg       02/19/2005  at  03:24 PM  



3. Leap to skirt chasing?

   I went to ISU and there were 6 males for every female.  This fact alone is the reason my wife is married.

   I did date the Iowa Pork Queen untill she thought she owned me and I was her free taxi service, bitch.

   What do you think those coocoos are for in Salt Lake City?

   Posted by Z Woof       02/19/2005  at  03:41 PM  



4. Sorry about that, W.  I was addressing my comment to Vilmar.  I’ll try to be more succinct next time.....

   Posted by Tannenberg       02/19/2005  at  03:43 PM  



5. T, say that to Joanny.  She sent it to me.

   Posted by Vilmar       02/19/2005  at  08:15 PM  



6. Maybe we ought to assemble our own choir, Vil.  I’ll volunteer for contrabass (I have to sing most bass parts an octave low).
   Volunteers for top tenor?

   Posted by Tannenberg       02/20/2005  at  01:23 AM  

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