Vote For Oink’s Avatar

 

1. I’m sorry - but #2, #3 and #6 are in fact the same image.

   Posted by tuffbeingright       03/15/2005  at  11:52 AM  



2. VERY CLEVER!  You only allow one vote per member.

   Posted by Oink       03/15/2005  at  12:01 PM  



3. Now, Oink .... You didn’t think for even one second that I was gonna let you stuff the ballot box, did you? 

   Posted by The Skipper       03/15/2005  at  12:03 PM  



4. Think before you vote.  Get used to looking at the picture you choose.  I plan to post a lot.  BRA-HA-HA-HA!

   Posted by Oink       03/15/2005  at  12:03 PM  



5. I don’t want to look at or even be reminded of, any of those people assholes.
   So… either pig will do just fine.

   Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/15/2005  at  12:04 PM  



6. Although I do kinda miss the original avatar, the yawning pig is a nice variation on the same theme.

   On the other hand, the Hillary avatar is just a spincter tightener.  That’s the last thing I want to see in the morning. 

   Unless, of course it’s a picture of her standing in a river of gatorade being struck over the head with a pig wielded by the Pope who’s driving by in a dune buggy.

   Now THAT’S entertainment.

   (Note to self: change filters on mask at work.)

   Posted by Riggs       03/15/2005  at  12:46 PM  



7. Oink!!

   You are ROASY pork!

   ha!

   I voted for **yawning pig**

   Please oh pretty pleaseeeeeee do not make us look at beanie boy....I may hurl...you have ruined my lunch!  Ha!
   

   Posted by SouthernDoll       03/15/2005  at  01:35 PM  



8. ***ROAST***

   I want spell check added pretty please..

   Typo’s , well they
   

   Posted by SouthernDoll       03/15/2005  at  01:38 PM  



9. Why do I visualize OINK as a
   .... Danny DeVito Type?

   Ha!
   

   Posted by SouthernDoll       03/15/2005  at  01:59 PM  



10. EroticDoll: NO, NO, NO! I will not add spell check even if you promise to take me out to dinner, wine me and dine me and later ravish my body.

    On second thought ............ 

    Posted by The Skipper       03/15/2005  at  02:08 PM  



11. Ha!
    I started to say…
    “no spell check, no kissy kissy” !

    Allan…
    

    Posted by SouthernDoll       03/15/2005  at  02:13 PM  



12. cumon allan yoo noww yoo wood doo it for a purdy smile.

    Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/15/2005  at  02:15 PM  



13. "No kiss-ee”????

    Hmmmmmmmmm .... Georgia Satellites

    I got a little change in my pocket goin’ jing-a-ling-a-ling
    Wants to call you on the telephone baby, a-give you a ring
    But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
    Always no hugg-ee no kiss-ee until I get a spell check weddin’ ring
    My honey my baby, don’t put my love upon no shelf
    She said don’t hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

    Dang!

    Posted by The Skipper       03/15/2005  at  02:20 PM  



14. Oink my friend-I voted for your “normal’
    avatar.
    You’ve been such such a gentleman to me-how could I not
    *said in a respectful, daughterish sort of way*

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       03/15/2005  at  02:37 PM  



15. Whilst you-all vote, I think it’s time to drop the gloves pretense and tell you who I really am.

    NOT a Marine, NOT from Indiana, NOT married...
    Actually I am a gay-activist, transgender, HIV positive, Ted Kennedy-type liberal. I cruise commute between Spring Hill, Florida, and Huntsville, Alabama—altho when in drag I hang out in Saint Simons Island, Georgia, under the pseudonym “Kimberly”. 

    I am a retired Senior Oracle Database Administrator of Brazilian descent, and am fluent in Portuguese, COBOL, C, C++, Ada, Pascal, Java, SQL (and eight more).  I was both divorced AND “retired” from the Air Farce when my sexual preference became known.  I still remember those eternal dark Antarctic nights with the boys..  I like to bicycle hike & backpack when my butt isn’t too sore.  I love wearing White Shoulder’s perfume.

    My favorite sayings are “I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.” AND .. OF COURSE ...

    JOKE ‘EM IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A FUCK!!!

    Posted by Oink       03/15/2005  at  02:45 PM  



16. my wish is that perhaps Oink can save his avatar

    Repent Oink! Repent!

    Do it quickly! 
    

    Posted by SouthernDoll       03/15/2005  at  02:49 PM  



17. P.S. I have NEVER been to Chicago (thanks Barb!) and my favorite color is Faded Crimson, in a sort of faggy-pink shade.  I smoke pot daily, along with my cats.  I HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE A SUICIDE BOMBER.

                         

    P.P.S. My other favorite expression is FUCK WITH THE BULL—GET THE HORN!

    Posted by Oink       03/15/2005  at  02:55 PM  



18. eewwwie ikkie spit spit.

    no way Oink.
    not gonna believe it.
    just can’t see you makin-bakin in any way with some smelly hair butt.

    eeeccchh!!!!
    I don’t like the picture
    I don’t like the picture

    puppies in a blender
    puppies in a blender

    Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/15/2005  at  02:58 PM  



19. Oink, you now have a new avatar. The hit squad is on the way up I-65 now. There is no recall this time. Nice knowing ya!

    Posted by The Skipper       03/15/2005  at  03:05 PM  



20. uh
    oh
    oink
    got
    dipped
    

    p.s. it beats beanie boy! 

    Posted by SouthernDoll       03/15/2005  at  03:12 PM  



21. I’m I the ONLY one willing to risk all to defend Oink?*devious look*

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       03/15/2005  at  03:15 PM  



22. The concertina wire has C-ration cans with rocks in them hung from it.  There are holes in the bottoms of the cans—in case it rains. (unfortunate lesson from VNam) The Bouncing Betties go off at testicle height. The effective range of the M-14 is about 500 yards.  The M-79 Grenade Launcher (with White Phosphorous—fuck the Geneva COnvention!) is not that far.  But then, it doesn’t have to be that close, does it? That is not pig shit on the bungee stakes.

    Posted by Oink       03/15/2005  at  03:21 PM  



23. I was going to until he admitted to being a fudge packer.

    Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/15/2005  at  03:22 PM  



24. Barb:  Yea, looks like.

    Posted by Oink       03/15/2005  at  03:23 PM  



25. Once more into the fray.

    I’ll be the typical Canuckistani and say that I’m kinda siding with the Twerp and throw my support in for Oink. There’s a caveat to this though - Oink, I think a modicum of ass-kissing might be in order. You do sometimes cross over the line. Remember the 1st Commandment is “Thou shalt not piss-off the bosses.”

    I think strike three means exile so, this old expression holds true - “When you’re walking on eggs, don’t hop”.

    -Dan D,
    Canuckistan

    Posted by Dan D       03/15/2005  at  03:52 PM  



26. ohhhhh hello?

    Earlier today while posting a comment somewhere under one of these headings...I asked *pretty please, please give Oink back his avatar*…

    Ha! What did I get? he bit me!

    you live , you learn
    

    Posted by SouthernDoll       03/15/2005  at  03:59 PM  



27. moral of the story?

    Don’t feed the animals!
    

    Posted by SouthernDoll       03/15/2005  at  04:01 PM  



28. What was the moral of that fable, “You knew I was a snake when you took me in”?  Sorry, Doll.

    Fans of satire should look at the bio’s of Vilmar & Allen & Doll to see my inspiration.

    Luv to all for now.  Dipshit

    Posted by Oink       03/15/2005  at  04:10 PM  



29. What did Oink do/say anyway?

    Posted by DR@HDfixit       03/15/2005  at  04:43 PM  



30. Hehehehehe ....

    Nothing really. We just have to yank his chain every once in a while to make sure he’s awake.

    

    Posted by The Skipper       03/15/2005  at  05:01 PM  



31. Conundrum......which of the first three avatars is the real Michael Moore??????....

    Posted by Apathy or freedom       03/15/2005  at  09:25 PM  



32. Better still, can you just give him an avatar depicting a piece of fried bacon? .....Poor Oink, we knew him well, such a fine swine he was.

    Posted by Apathy or freedom       03/16/2005  at  04:28 AM  



33. Oink I voted for the avatar with class—# 1

    Posted by Z Woof       03/16/2005  at  10:58 AM  



34. I go away for a few days and the house falls down!    What wrong with Oink keeping the avatar he already has? It’s the Oink we all know and love.  So my vote also goes for # 1. (Runner up is # 2.)

    Posted by DWMF       03/16/2005  at  11:06 AM  

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