Twilight Zone

 

1. “When I bought it, it already had two small teats and when I fondled them lots of milk came out.

   So, what was the purpose of buying the goat again?

   Posted by StinKerr       08/30/2005  at  08:05 AM  



2. Amongst a herd of goats, a liberal baby goat was separated from his mother.  After considerable searching, he was unable to locate his mother and became very hungry.  Upon further searching he found a goat that he identified as a sibling of his mother who also had baby goats.  The liberal baby goat then unabashedly proceeded to feed at the teat of his mother’s sibling until his hunger was satisfied.  Later in the day, with a totally uncharacteristic attack of conscience, the liberal baby goat located his mother’s sibling to confess to his presumptuous act.  The liberal baby goat said:  “Auntie, I have to confess, I took advantage of you earlier and took some of your milk since I couldn’t find my mother.  I hope you don’t mind.” To this admission, the other goat replied:  “Well liberal baby goat, I have a confession of my own.  Actually, I am not your aunt, but your UNCLE.”

   Posted by jeffwyke       08/30/2005  at  09:15 AM  



3. PETA...what a PITA!

   Posted by Macker       08/30/2005  at  09:43 AM  



4. You milk a male goat, you have a friend for life !!!!!!!  loosly translated from Yakov Smirnov

   Posted by iteki       08/30/2005  at  02:50 PM  



5. RadioactiveChief: It caught my attention ‘cause I like being milked and my galfriend likes being a milkmaid. MOooooooooooo ....

   Posted by The Skipper       08/30/2005  at  03:22 PM  



6. Skipper Quote: OK, I’ll shut up now.
   Typical Reader Response: Thank You, Thank You, Thank You!!

   Posted by Happy_Retiree       08/30/2005  at  08:46 PM  



7. You’re just jealous ‘cause I grabbed all the good lines (groaners?) first!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       08/31/2005  at  03:13 AM  



8. I had thought more “fondled them” than grabbing them.

   Posted by StinKerr       08/31/2005  at  03:45 AM  



9. Yessssss, and it felt so good!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       08/31/2005  at  04:18 AM  



10. PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals

    Posted by gdonovan       08/31/2005  at  07:12 AM  



11. Am no longer to give milk but my friend & I sure do like trying.........

    Posted by Dottie       08/31/2005  at  09:25 PM  

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