Throw it Back!

 

1. Hows about a Moonbat Alert bracelet? Locked hasp so he can’t remove it.

   “ I’M AL GORE. I’M MOSTLY HARMLESS. IF I’M FOUND WANDERING AROUND DAZED AND CONFUSED, MUTTERING INCOHERENTLY, PLEASE CALL TIPPER AT ....

   Posted by Oink       01/27/2006  at  04:18 PM  



2. Oink - I sense a money-making idea there! If Skipper sold Moonbat Alert Bracelets, we could all buy them and mail ‘em to...uh...friends.

   Posted by Cheese_tensor       01/27/2006  at  04:39 PM  



3. Thanx, Cheese.  Perhaps an addendum?: 

   DO NOT AGITATE THIS PERSON BY DISCUSSING POLITICS OR PUBLIC POLICY WITH HIM!

   (hence the “mostly” harmless)

   Posted by Oink       01/27/2006  at  05:10 PM  



4. What’s really scarey is that this loony was Vice President. Personally I think that the DNC ran Perot just so the split vote would allow Bill (I didn’t inhale) Clinton and his trusty sidekick Al (I invented the internet) Gore to screw (up) America for 8 years - well actually longer if you figure had Clinton even thought about bringing OBL here for a trial, maybe just maybe 9/11 wouldn’t have happened.

   Posted by wardmama4       01/27/2006  at  05:27 PM  



5. If Canada will just keep him we will promise to send Michael Moore along to make it a matched set!

   Posted by Radar       01/27/2006  at  05:50 PM  



6. If only his next trick would be to move north of the border, renounce his citizenship, and never come back.  Let another country deal with him for awhile.  The Socialist Republic of Canada is a good start.
   I’m pretty sure if he kept his mouth shut it would resolve 97.5% of the “global warming” issues we are supposedly facing.

   Posted by lumberguy       01/27/2006  at  08:45 PM  



7. Great observation, Lumberguy.  Gore and his ilk are a walking gasworks.

   Frankly, I think we would still come out ahead if we had to take half a dozen reasonably efficient Communists in exchange for that born fool.

   But on the other hand, Lerch, Fatboy, Shrillery and that insufferable moujik from Flint might learn something from reasonably efficient Communists, mightn’t they?  Tch!

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       01/27/2006  at  10:47 PM  



8. Papa always promised him he would make it to the top, but Albert is afraid of ladders.

   Posted by Officer Pupp       01/27/2006  at  11:17 PM  

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