Ah, yes, the M1 Garand. The mythical flesh-eating monster, voraciously feeding whenever it had a case of ”The M-1 Thumb” munchies… was the usual followup after “earning” a major thumb-munch.
Years ago, one of my buds had a videotape of scantily-clad young ladies, who were firing various full-auto weapons, which in turn, the recoil made all the “interesting parts” of their bodies jiggle in some very “interesting” ways…
And if you’d like to see an M1 bump fire not in slow motion, watch this. That’s a legal semi-auto folks ... 8 rounds, 2 seconds.
What no M-14 or M-16, oh the horror!