This Is TOOOOOOOO Messed Up
THAT IS SO FUNNY. 3 WORDS: LANCELOT LINK, SECRET CHIMP…
TALK ABOUT HAVING TO WALK ON EGGSHELLS WITH SOME PEOPLE. OR, BANANA PEELS, AS IT WERE.
YOU KNOW, IT JUST LIKE THE OLD SAYING, IF YOU WONDER ALL THE TIME IF YOU DRINK TOO MUCH, THEN YOU PROBABLY DRINK TOO MUCH. SAME THING HERE - IF YOU ARE THAT OFFENDED BECAUSE YOU THINK SOMEONE’S CALLING YOU AN APE IN A VERY ‘READ BETWEEN THE LINES’ WAY, THEN MAYBE YOU ARE AN APE. AFTER ALL, WE ARE ACTUALLY IN THE SAME ZOOLIGICAL FAMILY AS THE APES - PRIMATES - THAT’S WHY PEOPLE INCLUDING WHITE PEOPLE LIKE BANANAS ALMOST AS MUCH AS MONKEYS.
OK, ERROR CORRECTION, HUMANS ARE IN THE SAME ZOOLOGICAL ORDER AS APES NOT FAMILY, WE ARE IN OUR OWN FAMILY - HOMINIDAE.
I refuse to walk on eggshells for permanent victims like that twit!
As Charlie Brown would say:
GOOD GRIEF!!
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
02/15/2005 at 07:12 AM
OH, DEFINITELY, I DON’T. I’M JUST SAYIN’
Yes, I agree & make it explicit: We are apes. Arguably more, but not less.
My younger son and his cat are constantly ambushing each other, just like Inspector Clouseau and his man Cato. My son takes the cat’s point of view hilariously, “ Hmmmm… The Ape is incredibly slow and awkward, and appears oblivious to his environment, but he is devilishly clever and deceptive..”
Posted by Oink
02/15/2005 at 07:55 AM
I dunno who’s the bigger idiot - the perpetual victim with the persecutution complex, or the police chief with no intelligence.
OK - she was offended. So what? The Constitution does not include a “right to remain free from offending objects/people/things/little birdies.”
Heck, I’m occasionally offended by some of the stuff posted here. I deal with it, ignore the stuff I don’t like, blip past it, what-have-you.
Likewise, it’d be equally stupid for Vilmar or Allan to come crawling to someone for forgiveness because they offended that person. Give me a break.
Point you fingers and laugh, folks. This “victim” and this “officer” have dressed their reputations up like clowns for your amusement. Better laugh while you can, because all these two have will soon fade into well-deserved obscurity.
Well said, JSThane. Some people take offense at everything and act like children, whining and complaining at every single thing. Grow a friggin’ pair!
Posted by Gen. George S. Patton
02/15/2005 at 11:33 AM
I tell ya what offends me is the TV commercials that say: “If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help.” (Ciallis, Viagra, etc)
Yea...right.
Emergency room:
“Hi...I’ve got a boner that won’t seem to go away. What do I do about it? Can you help me young lady? I mean… I feel so....victimized”
Posted by DR@HDfixit
02/15/2005 at 11:59 AM
DR@HDfixit Since I’m well-known for colorful metaphors, let me suggest one from the USMC that may be more enticing to the “young lady”.
Ma’am I got a hard-on so tight I can’t close my eyes!
Posted by Oink
02/15/2005 at 12:29 PM
Blue steel… a cat couldn’t scratch it.
Posted by DR@HDfixit
02/15/2005 at 12:34 PM
Thanks Dr! I had forgotten that one… And not a bit off-topic, let me remind you that when any woman sniffs your aftershave and asks,
“What have you got on?” The proper response is,“I got a hard-on, but I didn’t know you could smell it.”
Posted by Oink
02/15/2005 at 12:50 PM
