I can just see you trying to convince the LAN admin that you need a bigger power supply and more USB ports to run your toy collection. Yeah, that’ll fly.
And… THE USB MINI-CRAPPER attaches to the water cooler.
Damn. No USB Vibrator for the girlfriend!
I want the hamster wheel. Except that at work, that would mean I would have to unplug my keyboard (my computer is so old there’s a pterodactyl pecking on my monitor)
I would love to have the USB missile launcher. It would come in handy when I want a certain sibling to leave me alone.